The story of turning a layoff into a College Football (and future Guinness) World Record - a thread🧵. 1/21

There's a probability above 0 that Musk and Trump are beefing over the new Monica Lewinsky

Watching Jamie Arnold's slider for the first time

Saturday mornings are officially for ivy league lacrosse reruns and debating whether or not Cornell is actually an ivy league school

Its that time of year where Saturdays are now officially for Ivy League Rowing

Why would anyone need to buy a 9.5-inch ruler @dhgate

You think Nico's team knows about this rule?

Billy Napier's seat is hotter than those Todd Golden snaps.

Johni Broome getting an nil sponsorship from Purdue Pharma after the game.

DDMF #Si6hts.

RT @WillHarris10: Flight attendant just removed me from the exit row.

RT @WillHarris10: Uber driver refused to drop me off on the Golden Gate Bridge.

RT @CowboyWrestling: The 145th National Champion in Program History 🏆🎥. #GoPokes l @wyatt_hendrick

Tony Osburn is about to become the face of March. Book it

Few thoughts after the Selection Sunday show:. 1.) Duke not getting the overall #1 seed is a crime, but I actually like their bracket better . 2.) Louisville got disrespected. 3.) Houston potentially having to face Gonzaga in the 2nd round is disrespectful . 4.) Duck UNC.

Two games into this Selection Sunday Show and feeling like my bracket is already busted #MarchMadness.

Why is Seth Davis on my tv screen? @CBSSports.

Regardless if Indiana gets into the tournament, I'm at least thankful I won't have to see Seth Davis during today's Selection Show #MarchMadness.

Dental Hygienist: "So, do you floss"

Nick Townsend gonna be this year's Jack Gohlke.

Reminder that Cornell is a fake ivy League school.