Fascinating Aïda
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British musical satirical cabaret act featuring @DillieKeane @liza_pulman & Adèle Anderson accompanied by @michaelroulston . 40th Anniversary Show!
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The 40th Anniversary Show!
Celebrating 40 years on the road in 2023, Dillie, Liza and Adèle, Britain’s raciest and sassiest musical cabaret trio, are bringing their brand-new show to theatres across the UK.
Full tour schedule and ticket booking here:
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If you are angry at Dominic Cummings, please retweet my song. I’d love it if it could get to the ears of the PM and cabinet. Their contempt for us mere mortals makes me furious at a very deep level.
Song for Dominic Cummings via
@YouTube
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Fascinating reactions. We’re scabrously rude about
@BorisJohnson
every night on stage The audience ALWAYS erupts with cheers, footstomping, whistles and clapping. Even in Eastbourne, Tunbridge wells & last night Newbury. He’s universally loathed & despised.
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The Northern Powerhouse won't need to wait for us!
We'll be playing in Birmingham AND Manchester and many more fine Northern cities on this tour.
Tickets here:
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From the 1980's 'wet look' to the much drier 2023 look, Fascinating Aida have been making us laugh for 40 years.
40th Anniversary Show! A brand new show touring AUTUMN 2023. BOOK NOW!
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So what has fate got in store for us today? Whatever the news, we sing on till we’re forbidden from doing so. Audiences tell us it’s a very uplifting show. We love doing it and we love hearing the laughter. When it’s going well, this is the best job in the world. DK
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The before and the after! First show in Camberley last night ... Well, we didn’t trip over the piano or fall off the stage and the audience were very lovely to us so, hooray!! Off we go!! 1 down, 55 to go. Courtyard, Hereford tonight. Liza. X
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Rehearsal of new “Bulgarian” song for tonight. Not a bit funny but that’s what the times demand.
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We are forty years old! And celebrating with a Brand New Show at The London Palladium in Feb '24. Booking opens on Thursday 11th May
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Do look out for these women on a High Street near you soon ...
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Dillie here. I wrote a new song to celebrate getting older and the fact that we have Dominic Vummings as an uneecected member of government.
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Last night in Newcastle, a woman went into labour after laughing so hard in the Dogging Song! If you know who she is, tell her the baby has to be called Dillie if it’s a girl and Brian if it’s a boy and we’ll all be delighted to be godparents!
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Seriously, at it 40 years.
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I’m
@DillieKeane
, member of Fascinating Aïda. My MP,
@VictoriaPrentis
has blocked my personal Twitter account. I don’t know why, other than I question her regularly on her self congratulatory posts. I don’t troll. So I’m posting this here to ask her why.
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On my way to Cardiff. Photo proves once and for all that showbiz is non-stop glamour
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How much do we love Jacinda Ardern? How much do we wish...?
"We do consider both the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny to be essential workers".
Prime Minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern reassures children ahead of Easter - but admits "it's a bit difficult at the moment for the bunny to perhaps get everywhere."
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Celebrating the 1st show back on the road. with a beaker of wine in the street outside the Bath Forum. Our ads say “The glamour is unstoppable” hahahaha!
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Re-rehearsing with the gals
@liza_pulman
, Dame Adele and
@michaelroulston
for our 60 date tour. Such fun to be back together.
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An evening of laughter, joy and song! And some cursing.
Book Now for 2022 dates!
Video Not Safe for Work
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Oh
@DesmondSwayne
, you are a silly billy. If you accept that the masks become germ ridden, then you have to accept that those germs are prevented from entering the wearer’s airwaves - BY THE MASK!! Do try and join the dots.
Whoever sent me this anonymously, I agree with you!
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40th Anniversary Tour
"So how’s that for longevity! If Adèle and I are the Mick and Keith of the cabaret world, that makes Liza the Ronnie Wood."
Book tickets here:
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Coming up in the next week, more dates in the north of England
Wed 18 Oct Barbican, York
Thur 19 Oct Cast, Doncaster
Fri 20 Oct St George's Hall, Bradford
Sat 21 Oct City Hall, Hull
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Divas? Not one of them ...
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Fascinating Aida, London Palladium - celebrating 40 glorious years of filth and defiance Fascinating Aida, London Palladium review - celebrating 40 glorious years of filth and defiance | The Arts Desk
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Rehearsal room frollicks!. Tour opens tomorrow night. All shows up to end of March 2024 now on sale:
Photo:
@jackelsain
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Deep in rehearsals now! Tour opens 5th September. Tour dates here:
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Dillie here. Off to the
#PeoplesMarch
equipped with:
Sandwich
2 Tunnocks caramel wafers
2 apples
Water
Arthritic knees
Painkillers
Profound sense of despair
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Dillie here with a Serious Question. Is there a national register to which you can add your name if you are self-isolating because you’re showing symptoms of coronavirus? And if not, why not? How else can a government evaluate and calculate the spread of the disease?
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A new song - well, a new rewrite - to celebrate the achievements of the current Minister of Education.
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This remarkable person has changed the way a non-ministerial government department analyses national statistics. Single handed. Speechless with admiration here.
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Three weeks into the tour, we are having a wonderful time. Hard to single out one venue, because all the audiences have been joyous, but that Matcham Theatre Royal in Newcastle is heart-stoppingly splendid.
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Mixed volcanic emotions. Relieved and yet gutted. So sad. To all our wonderful audiences, we say a huge thanks for your support and affection - we will be back. Stay safe and love to you all. X DK
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Chortle Award Nomination 2023 for BEST TOUR!
We are thrilled to have been nominated for this prestigious - one man and a microphone😉 - Award.
Please VOTE FOR US here:
*** Voting closes Sunday 29/23 ***
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We're going to be bouncing around to over 80 UK cities from September 5th 2023. Book here:
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A new rendition of an old song, in time for Remembrance Day. Fascinating Aïda sing again!
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This is so distressing. Anyone who sees this is bound not to want to buy tickets.
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Fabulous audience tonight in Dorking, wildly vocal and cheering. Most un-Surrey-like, marvellously shouty and fun.
Let's hope we get to finish the tour - tho' as Nadine Dorries is now confirmed to have Coronavirus, who knows? We'd be so sad, as we're so proud of this show.
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Hi! You haven't heard from us in FOREVER... Sorry! But we will have news SOON! dk x
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The wisdom of cunts will ensure the country does even further down the wazoo.
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Dillie came to see Adèle's show in Edinburgh and joined her for a drink, or two, afterwards in the Assembly Club Bar.
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Dillie here. I've gone a bit mad and I'm standing for Oxfordshire county council as a LibDem on 4th May. Oooh...
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At the end of our second, extremely intense songwriting session for the new Fascinating Aïda show, I can honestly say I’m knackered but quietly optimistic. Thanks
@MrPaulFoster
for visiting.
#wornoutthinking
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Dame Adèle Anderson adjusts the high hat to her exacting specifications in the rehearsal for
@FascinatingAida
's new tour. Check the dates here... I'm really excited about this show, particularly our new song about the phenomenon that is WOKE...
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@allisonpearson
DV must always be reported. Furthermore, if the putative PM of this country is an abuser, it”s vital that this comes to light. But you seem to be suggesting that the neighbours be put in a modern equivalent of the stocks. Shame on you
@allisonpearson
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Oh my. What a pair of inspiring world changers.
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The unique
@liverpoolphil
is looking as striking as ever.
#Liverpool
can’t wait to play to a full house tonight.
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It’s over, folks. The rest of the Fascinating Aïda tour is cancelled.
Following official government advice issued today which stipulates that people should avoid public buildings including theatres, we regret to announce that SOLT and UK Theatre member venues will be closed.../1
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One feels, watching this, that
@BorisJohnson
’s identification with Churchill is misplaced, misguided and blindingly fucking stupid. What an arse.
"The old concepts of fighting big tank battles on European land mass are over," said Boris Johnson last November, as he mocked the idea of armed conflict returning to Europe.
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Thank you
#Chester
for being a fabulous audience tonight at
@StoryhouseLive
. Such a glorious state-of-the-art venue inside a delightfully Deco shell too.
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Hello everyone. Dillie here. We have good news! Fascinating Aïda are planning their next show at the Queen Elizabeth Hall at Christmas. Actual dates soon. In the meantime, I've been working on my blog... eek... which launches today!...
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HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH!!! First extract from the new Fascinating Aïda DVD - our Brexit song....
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#Aberystwyth
thank you, you were a terrific audience and the pleasure was ours. We hope to return before another 30 years have elapsed.
@aberystwytharts
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@acgrayling
I would prefer to remain too. But we’re not going to. The last election was as good as a 2nd referendum. Time to stop now. Please.
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To help him evaluate AI risks, Sam Altman reportedly sought the expertise of three fiercely intelligent senior researchers.
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With great regret we are cancelling the show at Basingstoke tonight. It’s just too dangerous to travel right now. We’ll reschedule as soon as possible. Hoping that people ring in to check before leaving home…
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Adele has recently become a wedding celebrant, accredited by Humanists UK. So, if any of you are planning to get...
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Dillie here. I'm sad and sorry to say that we won't be coming to Glasgow on Thursday. The festival have contacted us and asked if we can re-book for the autumn to which the answer is YES YES YES. Obvs, we're sad as we were SO looking forward to it. But it's only postponed.
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Congratulations to Adèle, who performed her first Humanist wedding ceremony yesterday.
If you would like her to officiate at your special day, please visit her page on the Humanist website:
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We just loved this review and deplored the decadence. The world is better for the Jay Rayners amongst us.
This week’s column. I was never going to splash the
@ObserverUK
’s money on one of Salt Bae’s crass £800+ gold leafed steaks. Instead I got an £8.50 take away kebab, a really good one from Kebab Kid, and ate that outside while musing on the stupidity inside
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Dillie here. I'm sorry to say that we won't be coming to Glasgow on Thursday. The festival have contacted us and asked if we can re-book for the autumn to which the answer is YES YES YES. Obvs, we're sad as we were SO looking forward to it. But it's only postponed.
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This is thrilling news. Pounds and ounces ahoy!!! Britain as it once was, back and proud. Perhaps we will see the return of people having picnics in lay-bys and washing their cars on Sunday. I do hope so.
Boris Johnson is to announce the return of imperial weights and measures, making it legal for market stalls, shops and supermarkets to sell their goods using only Britain’s traditional weighing system post-Brexit
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We’re en route through Wales to
@StoryhouseLive
It’s been mostly sheep and rain so far but we’re excited to bring our show to beautiful
#Chester
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GREAT NEWS - Adele and I have completed one new song and we are breaking for GIN!!!
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As I’m sitting right behind you
@michaelroulston
,can I just say that it has been a great deal more than just sheep and rain. We’ve had one ravishing landscape after another. Oh, the jaw dropping beauty of Wales! Every curve of the road has dazzled me. Yrs sincerely,
@DillieKeane
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Herewith the new Brexit song once more - WITH SUBTITLES this time.
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Thank you
#Liverpool
for an extraordinary night at
@liverpoolphil
you were terrific fun to perform to.
#rockingallovertheuk
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Our pianist
@michaelroulston
has been considering a change of outfit for the Autumn tour, his Tux feels a little old fashioned. Today he discovered this:
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Isn’t this a rather pointless demand given that Brexit has happened and now we just have to get on with it?
Laura Kuenssberg replacement at BBC should be ‘pro-Brexit’, says top Tory MP
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Scunthorpe tonight - always a good and appreciative crowd here!
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@ciaranastewart1
It’s frequently preferable to go solo because your enjoyment isn’t going to be spoiled by a companion who doesn’t enjoy the production as much as you.
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We have prevailed over the Buxton snow and even push the van up one of its many hills. Onward to
#Liverpool
for tonight’s show.
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'I never got why Malcolm Hardee was so revered, he wasn’t nice to women performers'
Dillie Keane on Fascinating Aïda's worst ever gig.
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Adèle and Dean have arrived in Edinburgh and are settling into their flat. Technical rehearsal on Monday and first preview on Wednesday!
#edfringe
#AssemblyFest
#MyAssembly
#dameadeleanderson
#deanaustinmd
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Hello! We are currently enjoying our Spring UK tour until April 5th. To find a performance near you, check our schedule: Follow us for future tour announcements.
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Iceland has held a funeral for its 1st glacier lost to the climate crisis. The once massive Okjökull glacier, now completely gone, has been commemorated with a plaque that reads: “A letter to the future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier... 1/
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Dear Everyone. Dillie here. We have been receiving a very large number of requests from people asking when the...
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Here's a little live version of our Christmas song which we had to rehearse for a private party on Saturday......
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Adèle went to see
@FloandJoan
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Catch them in Edinburgh or during their forthcoming UK tour:
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Fascinating to watch. Boris has at last lost his power of speech. Bluster and nothings else.
You always know a government is in trouble when it starts blaming the media for the public not wanting to vote for them.
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Special congratulations to Dillie for her nomination for a Drama Desk award in the Best Revue category....
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I agree with this 100%.
My super talented friend and colleague
@liza_pulman
from
@FascinatingAida
has a new EP out and it’s gorgeous. Listen and purchase it here:
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After a terrific audience reception last night in
#Monmouth
@blaketheatre
Today we head to
#Cheltenham
@CheltenhamTH
looking forward to seeing the fans and bringing some joy. Let’s do this!
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This is Marvellous!!!
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Apologies to audiences at
@SandsCentre
#Carlisle
and
@TheKingsTheatre
#Glasgow
for the postponements. Despite our best efforts and a clear run since Sept, one cast and one crew are ill with C19. New dates: Carlisle June 21st, Glasgow July 30th. Any enquiries to those box offices.
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Proof positive of the prime minister’s levitas- as opposed to gravitas. They really don’t give a monkey’s.
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A photo from 31 years ago!
Mysteriously, Adele has hardly aged at all since then...
Founding member of
@FascinatingAida
,
@DillieKeane
can currently be heard over on
@BBCRadio4
Extra in comedy, 'Disinherited.' Here she is in ‘A load of old Sequins' circa.1987
#musicalcomedy
#cabaret
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It’s getting under his skin. Good.
Michael Gove - "I've had it up to here with people trying to suggest that this country is not generous... all the stuff about hostile environments, that was invented under a Labour home secretary... so can we just chuck it on the partisan nonsense & get on with delivering"
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