Amin Elhassan looks like the TV drama paramedic who arrives on the scene, makes no effort to revive the victim, but simply feels for a pulse and slowly shakes his head in disappointment.
Jim Harbaugh looks like the Little League baseball coach who rips line drives at five-year-olds during infield practice and yells, “GOTTA STAY ON YOUR TOES!“ when the ball breaks the third baseman’s nose.
Adam Silver looks like the well-meaning scientist in a movie who gets captured & forced to do nefarious experiments, only to be killed later in the film by the abomination he helped create, while staring into the camera and saying “what have we done” just seconds before his death
Tony Reali looks like the guy in a 1986 Brooklyn pool hall who immediately pulls out a notepad and pencil to take bets when a fight is beginning to break out.
Phil Mickelson looks like the uncle at your wedding who says he just needed some air as he returns to his table with a visible vomit stain down the front of his tuxedo.
Quinn Snyder looks like your neighbor whose work-life balance is so shot that he hastily mows the lawn each week in this three-piece suit and waves to you yelling, “living the dream, Mark” as he closes the garage and heads back into the house.