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@Falana_Dimka
Peejjah🐽
7 years
I just wasted my whole childhood being nice to people so that nice things will happen to me in return. I feel cheated now.
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@TSLA9SEIL
용천혈
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올해 첫 복숭아 수확 🍑
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@Kgothatsoxo
KUTTTHROAT⚔️
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Someone definitely snitched ain’t no way police randomly catching pigeons
@culturejpg
culture jpeg
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Police caught a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in its bag
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@Liberal_Hindu
Gaurav Bhardwaj (Liberal Hindu)
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Is this true @RailMinIndia & @AshwiniVaishnaw ji?? How are we supposed to feel safe in our trains even after having a valid ticket n spending our money?? This blatant hooliganism & inaction by the GRP is the reason people today are scared of travelling by trains.
@NCMIndiaa
NCMIndia Council For Men Affairs
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GRP Yamunanagar is still refusing to even take the complaint of the family who was beaten and abused by these Mother-Daughter duo onboard Shri Ganga Nagar-Rishikesh Express. Instead the police is forcing the family to delete these videos and apologise to the Mother-Daughter duo
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@OxNeeraj
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Evolve First
@xagreat
Duke Of Nigeria.
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You are from India, a country with no toilets 😂
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@maddiesays3
Madhav us
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Rain fee is okay but GST on rain fee wtf??
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@WhateverVishal
Oxygen 💨
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After a certain level of fame and money every woman will look at you like this
@OfficeOfCRSY
Chaudhary Rohit Singh Yadav Office
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Find a girl, who looks at you this way 😭
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@Nalanda_index
The Nalanda Index
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Imagine being so shameless that when someone asks you not to litter, you respond by throwing more garbage on the road. This mindset is the real reason our streets stay dirty. Civic sense isn’t difficult some people just refuse to have it. Let famous car driver and passengers .
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@AapathBandhava
Sree Harsha
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🇮🇳 – 89% of people have access to toilets 🇳🇬 – 46% of people have access to toilets Audacity to mock India when half of your own country still shits outside instead of using toilets🤡 Sit down N*qa!
@xagreat
Duke Of Nigeria.
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You are from India, a country with no toilets 😂
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@venkat_fin9
Venkatesh Alla
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Your child will score 650/720 in NEET and lose a seat to someone who scored 480, not because they studied harder, but because of their surname. This is India 2025.
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@Desiknight009
Desi King 2.0
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Indian's shit looks better than this face.
@xagreat
Duke Of Nigeria.
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You are from India, a country with no toilets 😂
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@Fights_bro
Fights Bro
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Girl slaps her ex-boyfriend's mom. The same girl was found with 16 bullet holes in less than 48 hours after this.
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@MasculinePeak
MP | Masculine Peak 🧠
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Every man does this once, until a woman brutally teaches him never to be this loving and vulnerable again.
@holylipss
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May this type of love chase ME , finds ME
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@LokeshVirat18K
Lokesh Saini
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Unpopular opinion but Milk cake is better than overrated kajukatli.
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@WomenBeingAwful
Women Being Awful
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@JatinTweets_
v. Jatin
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Lakh buraiyan hoti hogi mardon mein, magar aurton ki tarah hawas ko kabhi ovulation ka naam nahi diya 💔🥀
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@san_x_m
Sann
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Atul Subhash left a 24 page note and 81 minute video before he died. 9 cases. 120 court dates. 40 trips from Bengaluru to Jaunpur. Section 498A. Dowry Act. Domestic Violence Act. Child custody. He was denied visitation rights to his own son unless he paid Rs 3 crore. He
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@HindutvaDon_
Hindutva Don
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India is on high terror alert during Holi,Diwali, Independence day, Republic day. But not during eid, muharram,ramzan??? This is the fcukin price of being secular!!!
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@PatrioticSoul33
Bharat Mata ke Sewak
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The ticket was in their name, The seat was confirmed and Everything was perfectly fine. A family was traveling to Haridwar for their child’s Mundan (first haircut) ceremony a very special religious occasion. They had planned everything carefully and boarded the train with
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@Bhairaviyogi
Sawarn Voice
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Teri Beti ko maar dun..?? 🚨 The accused in the Saran horror didn't just rape and murder a 10th-standard Rajput girl; they allegedly WhatsApp'd her father to mock his helplessness while doing it. ���The media’s deafening silence on this level of barbarity proves one thing: In
@UnreservedEcho
Sawarn Army
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Take this, @narendramodi ji! Your poor policies have resulted in a daughter of the Thakur community being raped, purified, and thrown into a Thakur’s well to her death. The rapists are Manjhis. What is the punishment? Should the upper castes send their mothers to their houses?
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@SamSiff
The Forgotten ‘Man’ 👨‍⚖️
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Yesterday my friend met a girl on Bumble. Within barely 10 minutes of chatting, she suddenly said, “I’m feeling hungry and my parents are sleeping. Can you order something for me from Zomato?” My friend told her he didn’t know how Zomato worked. She replied, “No problem, I’ll
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