Ted Nivison of Shitposttwt
@FakeTedLovesU
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My name is (not) Theodore and I am (technically not) from MA. Gay, weird, nerdy, and freaky BUT I give good advice. ‼️⚠️CAUTION⚠️‼️: Some body posts
17, She/her
Joined May 2025
bc straight guys suck
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do.
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As someone who is native American, I love thanksgiving it's such a peak holiday the only thing that would make it better is a harem full of tboys
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Anything if you're brave enough.
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CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
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BOYPUSSY
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This is unironically what the book of mormon sounds like
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read this. this could be you. this could be your friend. this could be your parent. this could be your niece. this could happen to anyone. terrifying. eating disorders. you’re not immune to the side effects. no matter how shallow or deep you may think you’re into your disorder.
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Imagine I'm James Bond at the all-is-lost moment and I'm hanging over the shark tank and the main villain is about to drop me in for the sharks to kill me but instead of sharks it's Tboys with long hair and they're all in skimpy little swim trunks and instead of eating me we-
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guys if the way i joke around makes anyone uncomfy pls just tell me straight up, i am not good w social cues
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Someone's trans son. And yes, I'll share them with him.
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Send nudes if comfortable
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This twitter shit is easier than I thought I just need to be a pervert
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Is this what we're doing? Are we out-somnoing people now? Am I not gangster enough for somnotwt??? Do I need to prove how much I like sleepfucking????? Do I need to start posting somnospo??????????
Girl... somnophilia is *not* a cute lil word — it's actually a paraphilia, meaning a sexual fixation.
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*i open twitter* *i repost my entire tl* *i close twitter* repeat 🥀
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Makoto Matsushita
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I'm SO FUCKING CLOSE
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