Stan Bowman
@FakeOilersGM
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Call me "Stan", short for "three time Stanley Cup champion".
Edmonton, Alberta
Joined March 2010
Viktor Arvidsson health update: he's either back to full health and will play tomorrow or he's dead and might not play again until the playoffs start.
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I don't really understand how PTOs work so I've invited Cale Makar to our training camp.
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I'm drafting the contract that will fix our defensive depth. Is it Nikita Nikitin or Nikitin Nikita???
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Look I'm not saying that I'm the best General Manager in the entire NHL but Leon is signed and there have been 0 sexual assault scandals (that I know) since I've been here
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The $14M per year is the amount that we were prepared to pay Broberg if he wasn't such a traitorous jerk
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Bad news Oilers fans. Turns out Doug Armstrong snuck into my office and switched the contract right before Leon and I signed yesterday. The upcoming season will be Leon's last as an Edmonton Oiler.
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Leon still thinks that the Rocky Mountains are just outside of Edmonton 🤫🏔️
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Honestly the only reason we're keeping Leon Draisaitl in Oilers organization is because Doug Armstrong didn't really want him
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Leon initially wanted $12.5M per year, but I told him that's only $3M more than what Seth Jones earns.
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So hungry. Stupid Doug Armstrong stole my lunch today and tried to sell it back to me for triple the cost.
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My main goal was acquiring Ty Emberson so mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned.
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Evander Kane keeps telling me that he's feeling fit and healthy as if he doesn't know that I'm really good at ignoring what my players say
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I fleeced Mike Grier so hard with this Cody Cecil trade his shoulder popped out.
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Update: I haven’t decided anything yet. I’m still in the angry muttering “@#%$! Doug Armstrong” under my breath phase.
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His recovery time will be however long it takes for me to get our team cap compliant.
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Our doctors have determined that Evander Kane needs surgery to cure our salary cap.
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John McDonough said he would take care of signing our RFAs and ONCE AGAIN he drops the ball so I get blamed and need to clean up the mess sigh
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I'm disgusted that Phil Broberg and that other guy would sign with another team considering everything that I've personally done for them.
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