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Fake J.D. Greear

@FakeJDGreear

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Author of the fifth Gospel. (Available on Amazon)

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Durham-Raleigh, NC

Joined November 2009

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Fake J.D. Greear

@FakeJDGreear

5 years

It’s been fun, my friends. J.D. out.

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For people who believe dancing is a sin, we sure do make a lot of motions. #sbc21

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The Chair recognizes the A/C guy. #sbc21

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#sbc21

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sorry meant to dm.

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Fake J.D. Greear

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5 years

Hey @EdLitton we still on for the presidential mansion tour tomorrow y/n?

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Fake J.D. Greear

@FakeJDGreear

5 years

#sbc21 just got Lit(ton) 🔥

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Also, you just touched your phone to read this. #sbc21

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Thanks to @drjamesmerritt for leading 20k people to join hands to celebrate the end of a contagious, highly virulent global pandem...oh wait. #sbc21

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Fake J.D. Greear

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BREAKING: committee to present Resolution 9 3/4, in which two immovable opinions shoot right past each other. #sbc21

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Welcome one and all to the Superspreader Baptist Convention! #sbc21

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#SBC21: Baptists, bachelorette parties, and beefs as far as the eye can see.

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@FakeJDGreear

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It's #Pentecost Sunday! Or as Baptists call it: Sunday.

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@FakeJDGreear

5 years

When @drmoore walks into his house tonight:

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Fake J.D. Greear

@FakeJDGreear

5 years

Still can't believe that @PaulTripp owned me in our recent rap battle.

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“He is not here!“ works for a Resurrection Sunday greeting or basically any Sunday when trying to figure the whereabouts of our youth pastor.

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To be clear: my vaccine included the Moderna trial AND blood donated from my student pastor. I'm now inoculated from both covid and waking up before noon.

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Fake J.D. Greear

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Because I am a president for all the people, I will be receiving a more socially-acceptable injection later today:

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Fake J.D. Greear

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The shot heard 'round the world.

J.D. Greear

@jdgreear

5 years

#SleeveUp for a future safe from #COVID19. One step back closer to normal!

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I told you we should've launched a pre-emptive strike on the Pentecostals. #MarchMadness

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