Fake David Fricke
@FakeDavidFricke
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A joke. Not David Fricke of Rolling Stone magazine.
Joined February 2014
You may find it interesting that no "dirty" version of Monster Magnet’s "Space Lord" exists. The real lyrics are "space lord mother mother." In the live setting, lyrics are changed to "motherfucker" for maximum effect.
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At TJ Maxx sorting thru racks of imperfect khakis. "Life is a Highway" on the store speakers. Gyrating violently, nude in the fitting room.
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Today I was accused of manesplaining - lecturing a lady on the essential mixtapes of Gucci Mane.
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When they ask what cheese I want on my burger, I say “Cochise” and wink
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I fondly refer to my cremated Jack Russell terrier in the urn as my Wishbone Ash.
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I don't say "hell yeah." I say "oh my my, oh hell yes."
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The Masterpan
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Had four chile rellenos for lunch. The sounds from the ensuing ass explosion were almost as avant-garde as Scott Walker's ‘Bish Bosch.’
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When making love while playing synth-pop, I call my sex positions Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. #OMD
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Jacks 'n Browne is what I call it when I rub one out while pooing. #TheLoadOut
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Yeah, I like Extreme, I take ExtenZe, but Enuff Z'Nuff.
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Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi ft. Vanessa Carlton. This is pop luxury. (Du)ritz-Carlton, if you will.
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Tariffs, trade wars, division, misinformation…these things threaten the very foundation of the Amorican experiment
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Captain Jean-Luc (Sic)ard, the universe’s biggest Slipknot fan
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Stappy Holidays! #creed #stapp #scottstapp #jaggerstapp #christmas #humanclay #whatsthislifefor #whatif
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