FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔
@Fahi_Types
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Typing my thoughts as they pop into my head. I may be wrong sometimes but I'm usually right. Listen to me on @KopEndFracas 🔴
Gotham City
Joined July 2010
You know when Klopp leaves this club yeah? I’ll be mourning for a good 6 months. No word of a lie. I’ll probably cry too. Leave all the WhatsApp chats. Everything. Would be the biggest heartbreak of all time. I’m even getting sad thinking about it. I’m such a wasteman
Jürgen Klopp paid a heartfelt tribute to @JHenderson and thanked him for his role in our success during his time as manager after his 12-year Anfield career came to a close today ❤️
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Trent getting booed like a top heel on Monday Night Raw. It’s giving Austin when he joined forces with Vince 😢🤣
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Yeah yeah try save that, Courtois you prick!!!!!
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Nah we need to chop Courtois’ hands off man. It is enough
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This sums him up. 2 goals and then sent off. He evens out all the good he does with some sort of bad 🤣 All the idiots texting me earlier have all now mysteriously gone missing
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When Nas paused his concert... and the whole room learned Tupac was dead (1996)
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genuinely one of the most evil people to exist in modern history, i cannot stress this enough. he got zero punishment for his actions. caused incalculable harm to entire regions. millions killed, tens of millions displaced and he got to pass away quietly surrounded by family.
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I'm never on his side, but he is right... At least we know Ronaldo isn't counting playground goals.
🎙️ Piers Morgan: ‘You’ve got 948 career goals now’ 🎙️ Cristiano Ronaldo: ‘All with videos’ [@PiersUncensored]
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So I’m guessing 🎶 save the nation, deportation🎶 Doesn’t count for him?
🚨📸 PICTURED: Samir Zitouni has been named as the LNER staff member who “undoubtedly” saved lives by stopping the attacker
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?????? The same Carra that told the manager to his face he doesn't like what he's seeing when we were winning? You lot just come on here and chat crap 🤣
Meanwhile you went radio silent when Liverpool lost 4 on the bounce. I can’t take you serious 😂😂😂
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Oi the way Mbappe is going to slap Bradley’s head tonight. It’s gonna be fucked. The payback is going to be paid back like it’s never been paid back before 😂
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This truly insane stuff is why so many right wingers who exist on Twitter are going, one day, to be disappointed by the real world when it comes crashing into the echo chambers. Do you realise how radicalised you have to be to agree with this idiot’s bullshit analysis of England?
Elon Musk: "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland, Ireland, are living their lives quietly [Like The Hobbits in The Shire] — until one day, a thousand people show up in your village of 500 out of nowhere and start r*ping the kids." https://t.co/iPNQosh0wH
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Gravenberch on TAA return: "He's a friend of mine so I will give him a hug. It will be nice to see him tomorrow."
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No blue tick, just lying for the love of the game
Yesterday I Took an Uber to a job interview and tipped the Uber guy 200 extra, entered the boardroom for the interview found that the uber guy was one of my interviewers and he said 'No need for the interview to continue, i have seen you’re a generous young man, you have the job”
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Funny how Maccabi Tel Aviv dropped out of the headlines after the police intelligence was leaked, isn't it?
Incredible. The media and government lied to you: "Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters were banned from watching their game against Aston Villa after police intelligence concluded the biggest risk of violence came from extremist fans of the Israeli club." https://t.co/7bsIznOcIf
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At 16 you were a starter in the league tell him to pattern up
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Why are you guys laughing? Let her land
My brother just asked his fiancee, what her best movie of all time is? And she said Bend it like Beckham. Everyone’s laughing.
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The younger gen consume ball how you would expect them to consume Love Island or something, it’s very very weird
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Do you lot realise that Arsenal are decent now? How have you still got time to nit pick and attempt to be victims. It’s like you go out of your way to make our fanbase look soft lol
If this was Myles Lewis Skelly every pundit would have already done a segment on him. But no one cares about Spurs like that
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Snoop Dogg
Apparently, if you see a hot air balloon, you're left-brained, and if you see a jellyfish, you're right-brained. What do you see? https://t.co/i7gIZgr7nE
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This is fantastic. If you don't have the Christmas lights, the muslamics win. If you don't have the England flags, the muslamics win. Which loss hurts more? We're about to find out
Oh gosh, Reform UK Kent Council has a dilemma. Cancel the Christmas lights or take down the flags.
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