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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
1 month
Finally, it’s official – CA Flying Xpacian has landed! After all the sleepless nights and caffeine overdose, the time has come to roll into my long-awaited office. 😎. Seen enough failures so no, not a single rupee discount on your ITRs. 💵🥸🙏. #caresults2025 #ICAI #icairesults
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
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The older I get, the more I realise the quiet struggles of my parents, cutting their own needs and still putting a smile on their face. You can never fully repay your parents, not for the worn-out clothes or the times they said “I’m not hungry” when there wasn’t enough food. 😭❤️.
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
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Jis kisi ka bhi pati drum me hai, pls le ke jaaye….DM for the further information!
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
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X thi wo meri. Aaj 7 saal baad mili to XXL nikli !.
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
2 days
My honest reaction to Happy #RakshaBandhan messages 😑
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
2 days
Trump : 50% tariff on India with 0 negotiations . Modi : Bhak BSDK🔥
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
6 days
Me this morning after waking up all night waiting for “something big” to happen 🥲
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
7 days
maine jaha bhi tameej se khana khaya hai, waha se hamesha bhukha hi wapas aaya hu !.
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
7 days
She moved on like it was nothing. He’s still stuck on everything. 🥲
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
8 days
🇺🇸 : Happy Friendship Day Folks 🥂 . 🇮🇳:
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
8 days
A friend asked, “How much should I invest in share market to make it 2 lakh?” I said - Atleast 5 lakhs.
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
10 days
WTF! Got a message this morning from one of my GenZ teammate saying she can’t come to office today bcs her wardrobe is messy.
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Flying XPacian
14 days
Budget for Women Empowerment in India: ₹251,72,00,00,000/-. Budget to save men committing suicide every 8 minute: ₹000000000/- 🔔.
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Flying XPacian
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Saiyaraa - The Melodi Version ❤️💔
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
17 days
#Saiyaara me sabse best acting public ne ki hai !.
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Flying XPacian
17 days
POV: The only risk boys just won’t take🔥
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
20 days
Na neend puri hoti hai na needs !.
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
21 days
Bhai wo sab to thik hai par mere mind me ek question tha! .Chalo chhodo! Jaane do! 😑
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
27 days
Forgiveness is the quality of god and remember. you’re not a god.
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@FXpacian
Flying XPacian
28 days
Met my Ex after long. She said cooking & cleaning are basic life skills, not gender roles. I said ‘hmm’ and paid the bill, booked her Rapido and said, “Paying your own bills should also be a basic skill, no?”. She still hasn’t texted if she reached home. Equality got off there.😌.
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