FPL Bateman
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"Comic relief in a sea of try-hards" - Grok.
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Joined November 2020
Declan Rice is a good player, especially when he scores points. Points means he's a good player in FPL. Rice is a very, very, very good player when he scores FPL points. He's a good player.
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Don't forget that the best time to own players in FPL is when they score lots of points.
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Hi @grok. Should I follow Gianni Buttice on Instagram & if so, why?. Oh, I don't have an Instagram account, so I guess what I'm asking is: should I join Instagram in order to follow Gianni Buttice's account?.
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This is for you if you fancy three minutes of utter cringe.
Gianni Butticè Deadline Stream for GW3. Insta. Insta. And this is a FACT he does get paid for his charity work for street child - National Insurance and pension contributions.
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Florian Wirtz is a very, very, very good player. He's a good player. A very good player. He's very good.
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Watching England fumble past Andorra is nearly as bad as being 8.7m OR in FPL. I should know as that's my current rank.
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My next tweet will be 750 words about Florian Wirtz's tenacious duels.
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Just read on here that if you're on a GW4 FH, you should target players whose teams face ones that were promoted last season.
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Who am I?. - I manage an African nation & won the Champions League as a player.- I appeared for two Premier League clubs & have won league titles in three countries.- I was an AFCON runner-up.- I scored at two World Cups & against England in a friendly in my home nation.
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This time next week it'll nearly be GW4 & I'll still be 8.7m OR.
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Enough about Nadine Dorries. Better get back to more important things like xG & thinking 'the process' is more important than getting FPL points.
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Nadine Dorries downed tools as an MP, abandoning her constituents by not holding surgeries or even voting in parliament. The fact she idolised the repulsive & disgraced Boris Johnson tells you all you need to know about her. Now she's signed up to the divisive Reform UK.
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I like to remember how Nadine Dorries reneged on standing down as an MP as she wanted to know why the poisonous Boris Johnson didn't give her a seat in the House of Lords in his resignation honours. Vile woman, who was a horrible Tory & is now a boot-licking Reform refugee.
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The repugnant Nadine Dorries' defection to Reform UK being painted as positive for the odious Nigel Farage just shows how utterly screwed our politics is right now.
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Should Jian Batra use fewer words in his posts (ideally none)?.
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I wish FPL's The Scout would piss off, along with Scout, Hub, Jian Batra & Gianni Buttice.
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