I’m giving up. Drinking for a year.

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These days I send 7 or 8 then call it and get in the shower

Feels like forever since I had a poop that required < 4 wipes

well you’ve got another thing coming. and another. and another. and another. i love you so much. i hope you like your gifts

I wouldn't wish an itchy throat on my worst enemy

@callofthefoid check this out

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Just like 600 dudes and their reluctant girlfriends watching worlds here in Roppongi. Doesn’t even smell that bad. League fans are doing better! Love this shit #Worlds2025 #T1WIN #KTWIN

@ctjlewis when you're in SF and something cool happens instead of something gay

❤️

The most inappropriate website name I’ve ever seen in my life @ Ohaire airport

I just realized her nipples. Might be a bit too crude for my liking.

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If my gf was a worm I’m putting her in my butt then giving her full body massages by flexing my glutes

I think I have Covid and I’m about to get on an airplane. Shitty person of the day award going to yours truly.

@bendergirlfrend when r u learning this

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FOIDTECH IS BACK

Foul ball

Going to “us” this one. Wish me luck boys