"How big are your tits?" #DepartmentS #JasonKing

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@FFSJasonKing Fergie takes new job with Evri

@FFSJasonKing I read the story of Ronnie and Barbro Peterson after this one. Really sad.

@FFSJasonKing Why do I need to change the saddle, uncle? It's very comfortable.

@FFSJasonKing "Didn't know bikes had air-bags."

@FFSJasonKing That's the first time anyone's ever crossed over without using the lock.

@FFSJasonKing Tina: Can you give me a lift in your barge? I'm carrying a lot of weight...with these parcels and it's a little top heavy! Sid: Coorrrrr Top heavy not 'arf! Too many parcels eh! That's a nice bike. T: A slim frame but can handle a heavy load. S: And that's just the bike eh?

@FFSJasonKing I see 3 headlamps.

@FFSJasonKing Where's yer tool ?

@FFSJasonKing Pink to make the boys wink!

@FFSJasonKing Amazon delivery person arrested for balloon smuggling.

@FFSJasonKing @GeorgeCochrane1 Sue from 22 is doing door to door sales..Ernie explains a milk man delivers he isn’t usually the recipient.. and mine comes in bottles not jugs. Have you been to see Two ton Ted from Teddington?

@FFSJasonKing @GeorgeCochrane1 she said Check out my Kunst.. you know art! Her English was bad and his German was terrible. But either way he said it was lovely.

@FFSJasonKing Dyed ginger hair and a tight pink sweater are not enough to seduce Peter.

340/60, Volvo 340/60... Reserved. #Snowmageddon

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

Just the one wide arch then? 🤔 https://t.co/4w8WpINGOM

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