Herald Serendipity!.

I've heard people say that every accomplisment of man was for a woman. That's bullshit, this week I have a woman, and I got nothing done.

Steak, the universes third greatest gift to man.

I feel like a nucleotide watching a polymerase assemble, inexpiciable sense that events have unobservedly been set in motion. Foreshadowing?.

Carbon dioxide leak. All my cells were already dead. Where is the satisfaction in killing dead cells?.

When the heart of a researcher is broken, the one sure-fire method to bring some joy back into the soul: cancer line cellular genocide.

I got dumped. One day after falling for a girl. Didn't I learn my lesson about head-over-heels relationships in high school? Apparently not.

Your majesty, Burger King, your a son of a bitch. Whatever evil you put into your food has chemically smashed my body into the doldrums.

Thank you & praise be to the forces at work which I don't understand who brought me a girl sees me for who I am & still wants to be with me!.

why don't they ever show some high-speed chases where they get away? I would watch that show everyday.

Did benzodiazapines destroy my chances with the girl of my dreams?.

Observing packs of domesticated dog in their possibly their most natural habitat. I feel like my life is about to undergo catalysis.

Why do they call helium, curium and barium the medical elements? . Because if you can helium or curium, you barium!.

Scene: Saturday 2:39 AM, a deserted college campus, inhabited with wild clowders of cats. It is easier to seduce science at night.