I may not be the best PvMer but I am one of the founders of the technique referred to as "The Reverse Tick Flick" which is where you drop your prayer on the only tick you shouldn't. DM for lesson rates.
For what it's worth.
@RenderSoft
and I have been praying for the downfall of that OSRS Memes guy for a long time now. I'm happy now that it's gained traction with some bigger creators. I'm happy to say that he REALLY could not handle the pressure and has blown up in a huge way.
what is with the current standard of trying to remove every single minor inconvenience in runescape? i know the DKs walk sucks but you will probably have a 2 hour trip there like its fine. do you need the infinite games necklace really?
Anything involving his $120 hoodies are always limited comments cause he knows. OSRS wiki copy paste merch is rampant, I guess I can’t hate it too much because it’s clearly selling but it’s just lazy.
i don't want to play ironman but I do think I'd enjoy gathering resources without the GE. I don't love the GE but I love trading. Yeah I can grab brews from my brew salesman guy but mithril nails? Ah you know what I'll just go make those real quick.
People who shit on inventory tags are the most irritating people. It helped me so much when I was learning cox cause switching was tough for sure, I just never turned em off. People don’t say “high level community” to indicate your skill they’re saying you’re a bitch
I don’t think I’m the minority in loving OSRS merch that is minimalist enough to not scream “THIS IS THE KBD FROM RUNESCAPE” when I’m in public. I want to make more stuff like this bad boy here.
dupe protection as a coll logger is a wildly tantalizing thing. But that’s not how this game works or ever has worked. some peoples fondest memories is completing a long grind they couldn’t complete, it’s most of the excitement. I think we’ll see more burnout goin this direction
love having all these new runescape twitter mutuals but some of them are Rs3 people in disguise which is fine but they'll be like "Dr'uynk'Ases Crypt made me 20291 bill this weekend and I'm still short for a bond" and they'll confuse me
love having my pet out but I never have it out because every time I do decide to I get a
"Your little friend doesnt wanna go in there!"
"You've gotta pick up your follower before entering"
"Your pet seems to be afraid of the water"
"You must pick up your pet before teleporting"
I love very much that we have more than just fish to eat in RuneScape but I think cooking is still wildly underutilized. Gimme a dex scroll equivalent that’s an untradable recipe paper or somethin’. cooking is very cool!
these people keep commenting on my videos complaining about my 15 second intro. like don’t watch me dude go watch the 20 minute leviathan guide instead and tell me what’s unnecessary
zombie pirates and wildy agility being botted so heavily already surpasses any surprise any of us could have had. Like we all knew, Jagex had to know too. I'm a huge Jagex apologist but these choices are real head scratchers
Timeline of new wilderness moneymaking:
- Update drops
- Everyone goes to check it out
- They get pked and don’t wanna do it
- The update becomes unpopular
- Bots claim now unchecked content
- SirPugger video
idk what skotizhoe’s plan is by coming back this early. I think that was maybe the only thing that she shouldn’t have done. It’s just weird seeing like, no acknowledgment of anything at all. I’m not personally invested but Lordy it’s insulting
I can confidently speak on behalf of the community in saying that this "Bossing solo with friends" type style of boss in the case of perilous moons is REALLY fucking awesome. I really hope this makes a return.. but don't shoehorn it into every boss ya'know?
what's the reason we can't log out mid colosseum? even in between waves? day of release I found myself at wave 10 (my then PB) staring at a 5:56 play time which meant I had to either leave or finish the whole thing in 4 minutes. what's the point? who is this for?
*Stabbing Caesar*
Roman 1: Good game
Roman 2: Good game
Roman 3: Good game
Roman 4: Good game
Roman 5: Good game
Roman 6: Good game
Roman 7: Good game
Roman 8: Good game
Roman 9: Good game
Roman 10: Good game
Roman 11: Good game
Unsurprisingly he’s a manlet who doesn’t deserve any support. I’m sorry for the people who have bought his ugly fucking hoodies. Huge ups to
@EVScapeOfficial
@grimy_ranarr
and
@CrumbOSRS
for really dunking on him
not using this as a angle against bots. here's 4 of them and I hope they get exploded
@JagexAyiza
@JagexTwisted
@JagexAthena
Kick The Cat
Mulrooney93
SkyHorse420
D I R K Y
Raiding w UIMs is the most silly shit there is. “R” “one sec gotta go to the farming guild and then the warriors guild and charm Gertrude to give me a beige kitten”
i hope we get to explore Ashihama sometime. we've done a lot of really cool tropes in gaming but still haven't touched on samurai/ninja/feudal Japan type. Varlamore was a great foray into the Greek/Aztec/Mayan civilization style. we can just keep stealing MTG themes its fine
you don't actually have to play devils advocate here you know. it's really ok to say we all agree someone is a fucker and move on. "we dont have the evidence" ok but surely just the claims alone make it weird to still be fighting for 'em?
another thing that’s upsetting about dupe protection is that Blood Moon Tassets are the most expensive item in Moons right now and I got them early so I cannot hope to get another pair for money. what’s the point of making such cool content to kill it after 200kc
begging that we dont see another instance of "Jagex limited edition content" I understand bugs happen and stuff but if the ranger starts beating me up if I haven't finished by like.. tomorrow it's going to be a lot harder.
a snippet! of a one minute long song! just to bait you into clicking this link! for views! (i dont make any money anyways cause they think I resemble the original too much)
nyc date idea: walk around the city on Thursdays and coincidentally run into the 900 alcohol tastings at all the liquor stores they do on Thursdays (I am smashed and going to work)
without the GE we'd for sure get some similar service the way we had Zybez back when. The inconvenience though would make most players play pseudo-ironman. I find that kind of playstyle way more rewarding but I'm not ready to go full iron anytime soon. fuck the ge though
Not enough people are talking about it so I will. I think it’s bullshit that Jagex didn’t make the grandmaster time for the colosseum 1 second faster than MY pb. the manticore keeps shooting me :( why is that fair :(
i realize its far less practical for arcade sustainability but those little cards that keep your tokens are so fucking lame. the weight of like 3 pounds of arcade tokens in your shitty little cargo shorts is the closest a 9 year old can feel to power and they took it away
Pkers get a bad reputation for being toxic but you should see how insanely toxic the PvMers are. It’s a dusty old platitude that pkers are toxic but I’d say 1/10 say anything other than GF
@HeavTho
i get you have a superiority thing with plugins but this was just a silly little goof up! I see that you use true tile on your own character so maybe don't pick and choose the plugins you deem to be ok
soup using copywritten music in GG's just goes to show you how much he really just likes making good content and doesn't care about the money or any of that nonsense
not to be dramatic and I know we all know and everything but American taxes and health insurance is fucking nonsense. It seems like it’s entirely rooted in a business model that capitalizes on knowing you don’t know what the fuck is going on to take advantage of you
My quest to make LMS a perfect minigame:
- Remove Dark Bow
- Add mithril seeds to loadouts (currently takes an upgrade spot and also the loadouts have the illusion of customization)
- Disable ladders
- Start fog on the outsides of the map near instantly
- Automute "Rng"
more OSRS tricks, Vorkath for idiots tomorrow, 5 things I want from sailing after that, and every moons of peril CA guide later today. subscribe thanks love u bunches
tryna think of a good title for my next video to get some real attention. what do we think about “Jagex personally fucking bent over the game and fucked it with THIS update”?
My friend from highschool has 1.5m subs on YouTube and makes like 23k a month just from his shorts. It’s lowest common denominator humor which every content creator gets forced to choose if they want to make bad content and make more or stuff they want to make
The amount of effort that goes into stuff like this is insane. If you have even the weensiest bit of nostalgia for edited fun sketches and songs for Runescape please go like and comment on this video. We're oversaturated with progress vids and clickbait "Jagex ruined the game?"