(🧵). 66 day countdown to my birthday

oomfs pls keep in mind if u dm me i probably wont msg back bc i just cant sustain a conversation and its unlikely we'll become friends

I love crk. Tho I can't play it right now because of bad internet sigh.

Sure. Ty for the music recs.

I actually got gimmicks omc.

Hey... It's me again.

when u think people dming you but its oomf getting hacked

Send me gimmicks please. I'll do anything. https://t.co/oxioPhKM5v

unfortunately i do get very possessive n jealous

I'm way too bad at handling my tone. I don't realize I'm coming off as rude until I get called out. Why am I like this.

im not actually an empathetic person and i dont feel anything in regards to someone elses struggles but i have the sense to be kind and helpful to the people i care about even though i feel nothing

I've only dropped 4kg since the start of the year. Revoke my edtwt rights I don't deserve them.

Confession time: I don't like cake, the texture of it makes me dizzy and nauseous. This doesn't happen with brownies or other types of cake, just like, the standard, cheap ones they use for birthdays or celebrations.

Okay so i didnt think i would have to say this but anybody who makes jokes about smartschoolboy9 epstein anything along that lines just block me cuz thats not even funny like these are genuine predators and bad people

Dawg 😭😭😭😭

Can’t greet people normally because they would think I’m rude by saying “Hello.”, I have to opt for a cheery option that makes me feel itchy

@strawberriimiwi extremely atheist but id die for those easter baskets im hungry asf

fasting has actually changed my brain chemistry i have no idea how i used to eat so often

Not revealing my irl name, but I'm named after a MC from a movie (that I love so much btw. The visuals and vibe are amazing.) that's very famous. The thing is, every time I tell someone my name, they quote the same exact thing as a joke. Every. Single. Time.

no cookies, no donuts, no cookies ascend ascend ascend ascend lean is law lean is law lean is law we’re in a deficit we’re getting lean

Being socially awkward makes me feel like an alien pretending to be human