
Every.Simpsons.Ever
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The Simpsons have a new streaming home. Start watching 30 Seasons of Simpsons NOW on @DisneyPlus. #Disneyplus
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That’s all for tonight! Have a wonderful Oscars evening, ring in the best of 2019 🍾 and catch you next week for more #EverySimpsonsEver on @FXXNetwork!.
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Maxine Lombard: I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!.Mr. Burns: Likewise, you planet-saving succubus!. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Mr. Burns: But you're a softhearted liberal!.Maxine Lombard: And you're a hard-hearted capitalist. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Maxine Lombard: I'll go anywhere, anytime, to defend our precious Bay Area values. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Lisa hopes to counter Mr. Burns' fracking operation by bringing in Assemblywoman Maxine Lombard, but is aghast when the two political opponents take a liking to each other. “Opposites A-Frack” (S26E5) now on @FXXNetwork . #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Halle Berry: And the winner is. not going to be announced until we see a lengthy clip from each short. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Homer Simpson: My little Roman Polanski. Marge: Homer!.Homer: What? What's wrong with being Roman Polanski?. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Bart: That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created. Homer: I legally forced him to say "semi". #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Bart becomes a filmmaker for an animated short by a bizarre series of coincidences, and Homer becomes the voice of his lead character, Angry Dad. Naturally, they become the toast of awards season. “Angry Dad: The Movie” (S22E14) now on @FXXNetwork . #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Lisa: It’s amazing how I can pity you and hate you at the same time. I bet there's a German word for it. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Lisa: Looks like you're going to have to take care of it, Bart. Bart: Me? What in my long, sad history with frogs makes you think I can take care of a bird?. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Bart nurses a wounded pigeon back to health, but Santa's Little Helper has other plans. “How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?” (S22E7) starts now on @FXXNetwork . #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Krusty: If my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Krusty the Clown teams up with a female costar, Princess Penelope and before long he proposes marriage to her. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns and the workers clash at the nuclear power plant. “ Once Upon a Time in Springfield“ (S21E10) now on @FXXNetwork . #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Flanders: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This movie is turning into SpongeBob NoPants. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Sara Sloane: Sam, he's got a point. Katharine Hepburn never showed her breasts. Director: There's still time. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Flanders: I've got a date with a movie star!.Irish Cop: Sure you do! And I'm going apple picking with Scooby-Doo!. #EverySimpsonsEver.
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Marisa Tomei plays a movie star who falls for Flanders enough to move to Springfield when he disdains going Hollywood. “A Star Is Born Again” (S14E13) starts now on @FXXNetwork . #EverySimpsonsEver.
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