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Humorous Fantasy Author. "The Legends of Damon Arkon: The World's Greatest Swordfighter" and Kindle Vella serial, "A Swordfighter Walked Into A Tavern."

St Paul, MN
Joined August 2019
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@Everson_Cook
EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
6 years
Swords! Dicks! Swords that are dicks! My humorous #fantasy novel is out today. #amwriting #WritingCommnunity.
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@Everson_Cook
EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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RT @mrjohnsonpaints: Minneapolis-Saint Paul Educators, Join us Saturday, August 23rd from 12-5pm at the ColorWheel Gallery in Minneapolis fโ€ฆ.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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I really hope that when the Timberwolves announce their giveaways for this upcoming NBA season, we finally get a Jaden McDaniels bobble head night.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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RT @LegionHoops: Anthony Edwards leads all NBA players with a 97 overall dunk rating in 2K26. Respect. (via @NBA2K)
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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RT @ChristopherHine: The Timberwolves schedule for the upcoming season. Times listed are local for the home team and in Eastern time. httpsโ€ฆ.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
15 days
Letโ€™s go!.
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s top 15 SGs in the NBA:. 1. Anthony Edwards .2. Donovan Mitchell .3. Jalen Williams .4. Jaylen Brown .5. Devin Booker.6. Tyler Herro.7. Amen Thompson .8. Josh Hart.9. Austin Reaves.10. Zach LaVine.11. Desmond Bane .12. Coby White.13. Dyson Daniels.14.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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@BrentMatley
Brent Matley - Author
22 days
Check out my 5 โญ๏ธ review of 'The Devil's Cave' by @Everson_Cook. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with this humourous fantasy tale. I highly recommend it!.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
29 days
As the great Sally Field once saidโ€ฆ.
@BrentMatley
Brent Matley - Author
30 days
After I have finished 'The Devil's Cave' by @Everson_Cook (which is a great book btw) I would have read 40 books so far this year! How is everyone else matching up?.#reading #readingchallenge2025 #goodreads.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
1 month
Found an open condom in my hotel pool tonight.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
1 month
On my flight today, I learned Delta does not censor in-flight entertainment nudity. A slightly awkward lesson.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
1 month
Reading this so quickly I thought this was about the band Silverchair. And then was like, โ€œFrogstomp is definitely ranked in the top tier of the 90s section of the Chronicles.โ€.
@Andrewnsnyder
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I'm convinced that those who do not rank The Silver Chair in the top tier of the Chronicles don't understand it.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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Green Day, in true punk fashion, played 20 minutes past curfew at the @mnyachtclub on a Sunday. And thatโ€™s a wrap! . See you next year!.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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This shirt wins the Day 1 Best shirt that I saw at the MN Yacht Club Festival (unofficial) award.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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I happened to notice Gigi Perez getting a ride on a golf cart her set, so I clapped and told her โ€œGreat set!โ€ And she said โ€œThanks!โ€ . Iโ€™m one degree from Gigi Perez! ๐Ÿคฃ.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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I hope she sings Sailor Song ๐Ÿคฃ
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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You know the lead singer for the 502s can get any girl he wants
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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The one and only Hamilton Leithauser!
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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About to have one of the best weekends of the year!
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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RT @woodypaige: On my 16th birthdate local library called and asked me to come in that day. Assumed I had late book. Instead the librariansโ€ฆ.
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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RT @EvInFour: Now that yall are officially owners, I have a few recommendations @AROD @MarcLore
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EversonCook โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ’
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Why does every movie have a scene where one character refuses to do something and then the very next scene is them doing it?.
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