Everardo Ramirez
@EverardoRamirez
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DIY2K Comedian • Creator of PUBLIC ACCESS PODCAST • stand-up album "Goodbye Horses" out now!
Toronto
Joined May 2012
My album “Goodbye Horses” is out now. These are the best jokes I’ve written over the last 10 years of doing comedy. I hope it doesn’t take me as long to write the next one. Recorded November 2022 at Nothing Fancy in Toronto. https://t.co/w6X7wUbAv5
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Shaking with rage eating the whitest shawarma ever created.
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I don’t know who I’m angrier with, the shawarma guy who gave me someone else’s shawarma or the sicko who ordered a bland shawarma with only coleslaw no other toppings not even those pink things!!
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Thinking of Nick❤️
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I f*cking love this guy
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I wish I could hear you make fun of all the insanely dumb things that happen every day.
One year gone; our beautiful son, brother, uncle, friend. Still and forever we carry your light. Thank you for the laughs, and thank you for the love. - Mom, Dad, Alex and Davida https://t.co/hFNRqojM95
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We are better comedians that producers I swear!
We totally blew it and forgot we had a show on Friday!!! Please attend!!!!
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Oh no! I forgot to promote this show I'm doing on Friday with @mikeykolberg
https://t.co/Oa5aGODV4A
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Are you ready to turn your comedic dreams into reality? Introducing “Misdirect: The Nick Nemeroff Comedy Grant” aimed at emerging comedians who could receive $10,000 for their next comedy initiative! Learn more, including when applications open at https://t.co/Z59fUhF2QC
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Ok, but where are the other 12 Micheal Cera Wes Anderson movies?
Wes Anderson will begin filming his 13th movie, starring Michael Cera, later this year. (Source: https://t.co/NLQnp3rNUo)
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I only need everyone to listen to my album 1000 times and I can get another $0.92 https://t.co/w6X7wUbAv5
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My album has finally made $0.92 in streaming royalties!!!!!
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Yup!!!
This is gonna be so fucking sick
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Pivoting to marketing as a long weekend plan… this Sunday, make it a part of your weekend!
Decided to market this as a potential Mother’s Day gift, not a bad idea hey? It’s in 8 days - bring you’re mom! It’s a polite show you could introduce her to!
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Gonna go into overdraft to buy my wife a beautiful Swarovski crystal Hulk for her birthday
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New show with next week friend and business partner @mikeykolberg TWO-HEADED DOG: a comedy show with 2 of everything! 2 hosts - myself & @mikeykolberg 2 features - @mrnastynodrama & @bitajoudaki 2 headliners - @HishamKelati & Jordan Foisy https://t.co/sawpiorDpy
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