Eve Cornwell
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Tech Product Manager @ London 👾 Former lawyer. she / her 🌈
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did anyone else go on a school trip where they had to dress up as victorians and do victorian tasks and that was the trip
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confused ?? why would u kiss a boy at midnight on nye ??
it’s new years eve not new years steve x
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me: i have so much to do i really need to start my work
also me: creates a video where my dog stars as dolly parton
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well it only took 23 years but i finally got a girlfriend. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🥺
wtf do i do with her now
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the sexual tension between me and reading kim k's 100 page divorce papers to get the legal tea
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hate to say it, but why are schools of 2000+ kids still open if six people is unsafe to gather
Social gatherings of more than six people to be banned by law in England from Monday, amid rise in coronavirus cases
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swapping out skinny jeans for baggy/oversized jeans will always be my favourite cultural reset
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first day vs now ⚖️
a certificate 6 hard + exhausting years in the making, but as of today, I’m officially a lawyer 🦋
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#AllLivesMatter
trending at the same time at
#BlackLivesMatter
?? are you kidding me ??
just like
#StraightPride
always appearing during pride month smh
people still don’t recognise their own privilege in 2020 and it makes me so mad
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Delighted to announce that after 2 challenging + rewarding years training at Linklaters LLP I’ve accepted an associate position, starting September 2021
Uhhh I think this is the ‘we did it’ elle woods moment
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literally imagine trying this at a UK uni
the assignment description for essay 5 was to write a review on a movie that we had seen. the opportunity arose, and i took my chances..
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i just need a St Trinians reunion movie where the girls all meet 10 years later at a school reunion and we see how BOSS their lives are, and they decide to commit one last trip together to save england or smth, all to the soundtrack of feisty girls aloud songs-
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some thoughts on
#NationalComingOutDay
as someone who knew I wasn’t straight for a while (lol girls <33) I didn’t feel completely ‘valid’ or included within the queer community until I was ‘out’
there is no rush on labelling your sexuality or explaining who you are to anyone
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my gf bought us both matching rollerskates so that we can skate around london tgether and y’all, i’m losing my damn mind-
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to the woman who chased me down a platform to give me my purse I’d dropped, you saved me a breakdown before monday even started
god is a woman (..on the northern line at 8am this morning)
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it kinda unsettles me that no part of getting married is ironic or sarcastic. like i can’t be like 🤪i do😜 i’ve gotta be like ❤️I do❤️ and I’m not sure I’m ok with that-
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new laws in Northern Ireland legalising abortion and same-sex marriage come into force at midnight tonight !!
THIS IS HISTORIC AND WILL CHANGE SO MANY LIVES 🥺💖
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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do you ever get a flashback of something weird you said in a social situation and just throw up
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in the 5 seconds it has taken you to read this tweet, jeff bezos earned £10,259
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ppl waiting for clubs to open but i’m most excited for my favourite coffee shops to open so i can just sit there and tap about on my laptop + read + happily waste hours of my weekend :)
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me in my exams trying to turn my 2-point answer into a 20-mark question
James Charles apology was so bad that somebody made a video of 2 minutes of him acting like he’s having trouble to breathe from an 8 min video.
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me: I’m not even looking for a relationship rn :)
*curly hair and glasses*
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so ur telling me
after those 4 years
voting is still so close we can’t yet announce a presidential winner
can’t mentally comprehend-
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“Women belong in all places where decisions are being made” - RBG
here’s to pushing our way into traditionally ‘male’ careers, corporate boardrooms and positions of power until we have representation and equality 👊🏻✊🏻
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megan and harry: hey guys, going to take a step back, earn our own money, live our own lives
us: cool :) actually very refreshing to see you put your own happiness first :)
british media: HOW TWO INDIVIDUALS RUINED THE UK OVERNIGHT
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the way that film / TV still casts northern accents for roles that are meant to represent poorer / rough / less educated characters doesn’t go unnoticed btw
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your 20s make you realise that you didn’t know shit about yourself in your teens
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me with 0 melanin stood next to my portuguese girlfriend this summer
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after my ✨six month hiatus✨, I can confirm that I will be making videos on whatever tf I want next year
n i’ve already got some planned out 🥺
n i’m thankful i could take such a long creative break 🥺 (thank you)
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i’m so self conscious about my email sign offs
‘best’ feels rude
‘many thanks’ feels entitled
‘kind regards’ feels too formal
‘best regards’ tries too hard
‘best wishes’ wish what??
you cannot win
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are we going to talk about how i was on a date and made them stop and take this photo of me
yes i did make an ‘E’ with my hand-
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being 23 in a pandemic is getting an amazon gift card for christmas and buying a weighted blanked to reduce your anxiety
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do u think he watched my vid
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the fact that my housemate took one look at me and said ‘yeah i’m getting you a bottle of wine’ and left the house without me even replying-
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my gf asked me about the stock market and i EMBODIED one of those awful men who try and mansplain economics to women on tinder dates
can i join an investment banking meme page now ?? did i pass the test ?? let a bro know, bro-
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your early twenties are feeling like you should be becoming successful at something but not knowing what that is, so instead becoming vegetarian / vegan because at least that’s an achievement
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me when people who voted brexit now start complaining ‘they didn’t realise how hard it would be to get a good deal’
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i think what i love most about winter is not being able to walk outside past 4:30pm for 3/4 months a year, bc I fear my own safety in the dark :)
oh and christmas-
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heart is heavy for naya tonight. the representation she beautifully gave to the young LGBTQ+ community was vulnerable, empowering and unlike anything I had seen on my living room screen. thank you naya 🖤
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is it just me or has 2020 just been one long month of march, i can’t explain it
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bought a corset. feeling pretty indestructible. reading my emails outloud like a character from bridgteron. enough serotonin to last me a week. nice.
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me: 6 months away from qualification as a 📚Solicitor of England and Wales📚
also me: yeah i’m definitely going to make it big in comedy one day x
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things I have never understood as a woman in a patriarchal society, vol 1 of many
why women are expected to drop their own identity / surname at marriage for the second name of their husband ? without question ? not me
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sooooo it’s cool if i tweet all the confused gay tweets saved in my drafts now ?? ok
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as a non-american, I only read ‘the capitol’ as the hunger games capitol
I pray tomorrow will be a day of peace for all Americans. A day for love, not hatred. A day for acceptance not fear. A day for dreaming of our future joy as a country. A dream that is non-violent, a dream that provides safety for our souls. Love, from the Capitol 🇺🇸
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me: omg mum i got a role in the school show
mum: which part ??
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we’re now donating to save lives
the NHS is not a charity it is a nationalised tax-funded system that provides universal healthcare on need, not the ability to pay.
underfunding and systematic austerity cuts have caused this, and the lack of political accountability sickens me
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if you are like me and feel like you apologise too much, replacing ‘sorry for the delay’ with ‘thank you for your patience’ has changed my life
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oh just me buying a cute 🌸floral🌸 skirt so i can wear it with black STOMP boots to prove to the world that i'm unpredictable and should be feared :)
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📍 navigating life, relationships and my early twenties while still having no idea what is going on
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✨ werk from home ✨
starting a new business wear outfit series, bc i can’t wear any of my cute clothes to work atm. so ima dress up to post on twitter instead :)
fyi - women do look better than men in suits.
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going to uni and specialising your career is kinda sad bc i’m nearly a qualified lawyer but i still miss my biology lessons at school
sigh, just wanna learn about plants and cells again 😔🧬📖 catch me at every public science lecture in london in my businesswear after work-
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so ur telling me that if i didn’t spend £7-8 on coffee everyday, i could save money ? sounds like a conspiracy to me x
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imagine being this powerful 🤚🏻 i wanna be like AOC when I’m older
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celebrating ‘coming out’ is amazing ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 it takes so much courage and personal challenge
but it also shouldn’t be seen as a gateway for the community, or necessary milestone for acceptance
out or not, labelled or not, you are valid and we are proud of u 🌈
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long peaceful ‘mindfulness’ walks with 4 different podcasts and 8 different spotify playlists that prevent you from generating a single thought
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ugh to have the serotonin rush of a man that offers to play devils advocate in a discussion about issues that don’t and will not affect him
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u really do have to romanticise ur life bc growing up is damn hard
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me waiting for jeremy clarkson’s yearly results day tweet about how grades don’t matter in life
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if you treat everyone that you come across with respect and kindness, no matter their position or job, you will bring positivity and energy back to yourself
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lol
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the spotify algorithm trying to figure out what to recommend me after I flick between clairo, panic at the disco and the Hercules soundtrack
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y’all know what i mean by a soup day? like when it’s hella bleak + rainy outside and u just wanna eat soup and listen to lorde
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if i hear one more 'in these weird and unprecedented times'
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guys i’ve been sobbing for about 5 hours because of all the koalas getting killed in the australian bush fires 😔
THEY ARE KOALAS. THEY CAN’T RUN FROM THE FLAMES ?
THEY ARE JUST SITTING THERE AND GETTING BURNT
oh god i’m weeping AGAIN-
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the way he comes out with lines better than the comedians trying to roast him-
who is on his team writing this stuff, it’s john mulaney isn’t it
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after interviews, i’ve found out where i’ll be spending the final 6 months of my training contract, as part of a secondment opportunity from my law firm.
very excited to be working within the tech sector March-September 2021.
#WomeninTech
👩🏻💻📈 time to learn how to code...
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the hard work will be worth it
the hard work will be worth it
the hard work will be worth it
the hard work will be worth it
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i’m finally an oat milk drinker and cannot believe i ever drank DAIRY MILK ?? it makes tea and coffee taste so much better <33🐄🐄🐄 moo
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imagine kim k doing instagram live house tours in the whitehouse
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me: *existing*
my to-do lists that i rewrite everyday in the hope that they will magically organise my thoughts: *existing*
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accepting that i won’t b able to kiss my gf on NYE. gimme 4-5 working days to 💫process this one💫
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