Jim youre 6'11 and you weigh 90 lbs, Gumby has a better body than you. BOOM roasted. Dwight youre a kiss ass. BOOM roasted. Pam, you failed art school. BOOM roasted. Meredith, youve slept with so many guys, youre starting to look like one. BOOM roasted. Angela, where's Anglea? 🍚

Quarantine day 1 vs quarantine day 21

if i witnessed this i’d be losing my mind i’m so proud of them 14/10 for both

Pamelammadingdong.

This is Chip. Some other dogs made fun of his booties at the park but jokes on them because his paws were toasty warm the whole time. 13/10

i shouldnt be laughing 😂😂😂

When I tell u I’m working on something & I can’t chill this is why

My mom sent me these pics of the hat she made her dog and I’m cackling omg

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

When you’re cuddling and you feel something poke your back:

This is Nami. Her tug-of-war strategy consists solely of distracting you with her four baby teeth. 12/10 it’s definitely working

Oh my god, the second awoo in compliments to the chef

bro fuck this sleep recorder app

All 2 minutes are worth the watch

AT THIS PERFORMANCE, the role of Toto will be played by:

So no one else thinks this child looks like Stanley from the office

therapy: expensive tom felton hugging a little girl and whispering that he’s a nice person unlike like draco: free

DUMB ASS KIDS WITH THEM JUULS GONE PASS OUT TRYNA BE ALL CUTE AND SHIT THEN GONE BE ON INSTA LIKE EHHH MY LUNGS AND CHEST HURT I NEED SYMPATHY OUCH OUCH U STUPID BITCH