Episode 33! Last night's semi-final has reduced this episode's relevance by 20%, though Dan's return balances it out with a 20% increase in hostility. The Gang also pilots a spin-off, and Simon attempts a rebrand. What could possibly go wrong? #Eurovision.

Emma Muscat’s song came up on my station, and even Apple has the comedy version of the lyrics #Eurovision

And we all remember how that goes.

48 points from Simon in one video.

Content for next podcast.

Yikes.

Before fall as asleep let me just say, we fucking called it.

For those that doubted, can I just say, we fucking called that, hard.

I feel it coming, wooh.

Here we go

But you can have our drinking game

As a reminder of precedent, don’t tweet through the final, enjoying the show as a team with the boys.

Same vibe.

RT @kthejutokes: don’t need to speak norwegian to get the gist of that article 😭

RT @danixesc: well.

RT @Mr_Chris_Jones: Not ITV news blurring out my Hera Bjork ‘I feel it coming’ t-shirt

As someone who has been offline all day, what the fuck has been going on guys?

Feel like the net winners of the running order are Ireland, Switzerland and Croatia. Losers at a glance are Ukraine and Austria.

Or, y’know, last.