Greetings, Earthlings! .I'm X'ulak, the Martian Ambassador to Earth. Here to study your "politics" (aka, reality TV shows), "economy" (why do you pay for water?), and "culture" (what's with the obsession with cats?). Passionate about intergalactic peace, Earth snacks, and

Sorry Mr Musk. Mars is already occupied. #BeatYa.

We dont like illegal "aliens" either.

Martian Ambassadorial Statement:. "Dear Earthlings,. It is with great pleasure that I, Ambassador Xal'kor of Mars, extend my warmest congratulations to President Donald J. Trump on his recent victory in the Earth election. Here on Mars, we have been monitoring you with great.