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Nimewai lipa nduthi 50/= nikifuata matatu ndio nichukue change yangu ya 40/= nilikuwa nimesahau. It is not about the money it is about the principle.
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Ni fish joint but I think wako na ice cream. Maybe ata spare parts za gari na maduvet wanauza.
Hiyo place ya samaki hawana alternative food ? I don't eat fish at all
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Nilipata podcast interesting sana inaitwa microphone is open I think belonging to some Nairobi guys na wanashinda wakisema mandem na fam. Naskia ni kama niko huko Wochestyre Buckingham Palace.
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Unakuwanga na picha moja kama Monalisa.
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Kuna massage nimefanyiwa kwa kinyozi and boy I do hope she doesn't do that to everyone because I think I'm in love with her.
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Lip balm ya Nivea for men ni mzuri lakini as a dangerous man lazima ujifiche chini ya meza ukijipaka.
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Tulale njaa because cirry bwoy has plans for November.
It costs Kshs 0.00 to stay at home, please do the needful and stay home, I have plans in November I’d like to fulfil
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Nilijaribu kupika na yogurt nikaweka 500ml yote kwa nyama ya 75/=. It looked horrendous nilikerura kama githeri.
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What do you mean 🙏🏿💪🏿
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Hao watoto ile siku watafika 18 waonje spaghetti na minced meat watapiga baba yao vita.
Mbara njega ya mwīrī 😂😂
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Ukifika ukiwa number 31,000/= utakuwa umemiss soda na mkate by one person. Narrowly if you ask me. I love this game.
Moi burial: First 30,000 mourners to receive free soda, bread
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Who is this Doctor Congo?
DR CONGO confirms first coronavirus case in Kinshasa, health ministry says.
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Ni masaa ya "kwani lazima uende? Tutokanishe asubuhi si uko na nguo hapa"
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Lukaku if you don't get back to training and score three goals tomorrow
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Niwekee hiyo doh kwa mpesa ubaki na 200 bro. Ata fare ta kukuja huko sina.
Oyaa
@Eryr_
sponsors have done the thing, funds have been wired for your enjoyment😊. Karibu bigfish bro🤗
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Primary tulikuwa tunaunderline jina sex kwa dictionary tunashinda tumefurahi buana.
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Watoto wa nursery wanakuwa picked waende shule before 9am alafu jioni kajamaa kanarudi home kakisema D for dabrio
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nimeingia house of leather na naskia hakuna kurudi nyuma you keep going forward, this is a maze with no end in sight. Nogete ta ngui.
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Biko anaweza andika article ya 2500 words kudescribe glass ya maji and we will read it word by word tukimarvel.
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Kuna mtu bado ako kazi, complete with a motorcade and bodyguards. Na anajua vizuri hakuna degree ako nayo alafu atatokea kwa TV akithreaten madaktari warudi kazi or else
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Closing week ya primary schools and fellas with this hair ndio wanaunleash terror.
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Madem pesa yao yote huwa inaisha kwa previous relationships. Mkiwa na yeye hananga kakitu kazi ni kushinda akisema vile alikuwa ananunulia previous acquaintances gifts na wewe haujawai kula ata ndururu yake.
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Mimi dem wangu akiweza sema nidrop marafiki wangu wote I'm sorry but it is adios muchachos to those niggas. I never liked them anyway.
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Congratulations girl
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Unaenda kununua nyama ya 80 butchery man anawekelea kwa scale anasema, "ama tuweke ya 600/=?"
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Kununua zile samosa za 60 bila kusema, "heeh sigiste thabutha?"
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Okay Mwangi Wa Iria
Her: I wish I met you earlier
Me earlier:
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Backstreet boys tangu restaurant ya fish ifungwe sidhani wamewai kula greens hahaha kila siku indomie kavu kavu ni ta me prison.
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Apana inakuwanga na miguu nne na mabawa.
Ile place ya fish huwa mnaeda thika road huwa mnapata fish Kama hii.
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Mkikuyu yeyote akivaa nguo za hii material and colour alafu aweke cowrie shells anajionanga Mugo Wa Kibiru.
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Beste yenu akiwa na drinking problems mnamshow "enda uvae viatu tuishie" akienda mnatoka siaka mnamuacha mnaenda kukunywa pombe kwa secret location.
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Waremboz hii period wamediscover hawananga mabeste wanaanza kusema "take note who checked up on you"
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"Nì maheni thirì ndùngikorwo ùkinyite mbeca icio. Tarehe iratathi rìu nyone ùrìa wandikaga"
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The perfect house guest.
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Honest work. Ukibebea watano per day unamake 1000/=. Per month 300,000/=
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See DM. You deserve better shawrry. Keziah Wahu? Keziah Wamine.
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Topic ni corruption lakini madam out of nowhere imesema "Wacha nikuonyeshe matiti" hahahahaha
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Mimi already nimeshaspend 200 bob yangu ya 52 week challenge week one. We try again next year bro. This year is almost over anyway.
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Ukiona mrembo ako na hizo chuma za meno unajua huyo kwao wako na pesa. Mkatie ndio umuombe pesa ukose kurefund.
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Ngorino ndio zilikuwa our remaining hope tukisema kienyeji are amazing. Reu nitwacoka drawing board athuri.
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Hao structural members wanaweza squirt ama ni macreamers?
Kila siku ni “creamers over squirters” tu. Siku zengine pia muongee kuhusu “the disproportionate effect of the dead loads of reinforced concrete structural members in foundation design over structural steel members”.
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Unahamia kwa mtu alafu unaanza kuambiwa "in this house we shower everyday"
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Ati kuhara? Mpaka madem warembo ama ni wewe tu?
Periods are the ghettaux.
Cramps. Diarrhea. Constipation. Back pain. Migraines. Nausea. Lack of appetite. Extreme appetite. Abdominal pain. Soreness. Ass cramps. PMS. Discomfort. They ruin your good panties/clothes sometimes 😭
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Ukiwa na soo moja huwezi nunua mkate na maziwa and this does not sit well with me. At all at all.
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"Hii keki iko bere yetu imeudwa na viungo tofauti zote zikashirikiana kukuwa keki moja..."
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Siku hizi wanatokanga kwa nyumba na shati pekee bila suruali.
Tell their boyfriends we we are out of town 😍😍...... Lemon Valley incoming.....
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Tightening all the jars' lids in that house. Every single one of them.
Btw dudes, how do you “mark” your territory at your Babes house?
Leave your vests? Socks?
Please tell me 😂
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Mlikuwa mpaka na fetty wap reggae.
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Ile time angetumia kureply client text messages alikuwa anaitumia kuchekelea hao customers wenye wanakubali kununua chapati 70/=.
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Hako kakitu kwa uso huwa kanawaka?
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Dem akifungua simu yangu ataona messages nikikataliwa na waschana wote aanze kulia akijiuliza where she went wrong.
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Afadhali kwenda na gas ukapikie supper kwa supermarket kuliko kubeba unga na mafuta using those abominations they call shopping baskets.
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As a lawyer I can confidently say without fear of fetus paribus that Shaffie will be awarded 20 million adhominem. The defender is winning the case caveat empty against the plantain RAG.
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Mimi ile organ nataka unipatie haitakuwa important ukishakufa. Leta saa hii.
I finally decided to be an organ donor. When I die give away whatever will help someone somewhere.
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Mashawrry wa Nairobi nao badala waende therapy huwa wanaingia kwa relationship.
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*calls nduthi person at 6am*
"we Moses ushaingia kazi? Juu kuna mzigo nataka ukujie hapa home upeleke stage"
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Jamaa za kasarani mwiki zikuwe classified as people living in hardship area.
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Ukikosana na mdem wako wa 30 years unamfichia omega 3 zake anapata nightmares usiku mzimu.
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My buddy Dennis hutext his shawrries "niliacha stopper ya earrings kwako?"
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Kuhamia bedsitter huambatana na furaha ingine unexplainable ukikumbuka you have an entire toilet to yourself. Choo ukitaka kuketi siku mzima hautagongewa mlango.
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Nobody:
Agemates with kids: Sasa watoto wako watakuwa wakicheza na grandkids wangu.
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The main reason pirates wore an eye patch was not because of a missing eye.
It was so that their eyes would quickly adapt from a lighter environment to a darker one. When they went below decks they could switch the eye patch and immediately see with the other eye.
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Alikuwa anasema, "forgive me I am slow" alafu anagonga ngumi tatu za kahasho zimefuatana.
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Nikiweza shikwa niitishwe 10,000/= nianze kuitisha marafiki wangu najua the earliest they can raise that is in three months. Naozea tu cell.
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