Erin Holbert Bunch
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Farm raised | Purdue ΣΑ alumna | WC IN | Always learning | God made, Jesus saved
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shoutout to the folks who continue to publicly ridicule me...all you’re doing is directing more people to my shop, blog, channel, etc.
so thanks for helping me finish paying my dad back for college, give back to my community & worthy causes, & give me more financial freedom!
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remember the days when everyone kept their health records and who they voted for to themselves? those were good times.
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I wonder if folks will be able to figure out who Holbert Farms is voting for......
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the old guy at church who always brings a bag of candy for the kids didn’t offer me any today for the first time in my life so at the age of 26 years, 10 months, and 11 days I’ve finally reached the point where I’m deemed too old for it.
it’s a rough day.
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call peta on me if you want, but I’m not spending three quarters of my income on specially and freshly made, personalized dog food when I catch that shithead eating rotting opossum on the regular
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2020 has been another rough year so far, but this rainbow this morning over a field that’s been planted three times was a great reminder that God’s got this. all we can do is pray and keep the faith ♥︎
Genesis 9:13-16
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every basic farmer when the sun’s setting behind the combine
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Planting beans or auditioning to play an orphaned street child in “Oliver Twist?”
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I decided harvest time wasn’t exhausting and stressful enough, so I started a business and built a website.....from the cab of my 8420. There’s not a whole lot on it yet, but everyone has to start somewhere...
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if your kid is old enough to be in 4-H, your kid is old enough to write their own thank you cards.
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gotta love the cashier at tractor supply trying to figure out where she knew me from and asking what my maiden name was...................like, ma’am, there are 100+ pounds of cat food in my cart. the name I just gave you IS my maiden name.
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the number one reason harvest is better than planting is there’s no such thing as re-harvest.
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vaccinated or not, please stop saying going vegan will save the planet
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Am I doing this whole YouTube thing right??
I honest to goodness can’t make this shit up 😂🤦🏽♀️
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call me crazy but I think maybe *not* flying a bunch of private jets around the world to a conference would do more to help the environment than trying to get people to stop eating meat, an incredibly important part of the human diet
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I don’t know if people know this or not, but you can actually keep scrolling past an opinion you don’t agree with without commenting on it
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hallelujah thank the sweet Lord baby Jesus that’s a wrap on harvest 2020 🙌🏼💃🏽🍻
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shiplap is gonna end up being my generation’s popcorn ceiling
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I really appreciate all the comments & messages I get about the dangers of my long hair on the farm because between growing up and working in the ag industry for the past 27 years I had absolutely no idea that I needed to be careful with it.
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How about today we just be kind to each other, okay? Okay.
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the best one out of all of us Holbert kids commissioned as a 2nd Lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps yesterday and graduated Purdue College of Agriculture today...to say we’re proud would be an understatement 🇺🇸♥️
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there was just a shootout between a murder suspect on the run and the cops in one of our sheds at the farm.
the first thing my dad asked when I finally got ahold of him to let him know what was going on?
“well, who’s insurance is gonna pay for that?”
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farmers are the most negatively optimistic group of people in existence
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if you base whether or not you think someone is a good person or if they deserve to be treated with respect solely on who they voted for, then you’re part of the problem.
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on a scale of 1 to trailer park, how white trash am I that my grandma made me promise I wouldn’t put squirrel in the chicken and noodles?
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the first step in fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem.........and I’m just not ready to do that yet 😅🤷🏽♀️🦝
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ya know, I never pictured “raccoon lady” as a stage of life I would be in, yet here I am
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I don’t think I’ll be grandma’s first choice to pick her up at the airport anymore
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Guy - “you know, if you’d actually flirt with us, a man might buy you a drink.”
Me - “I can afford my own margaritas.....thanks for the tip though.”
..........this may be why I’m single 😂
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if Jesus Christ himself came down to Holbert Farms for the day to wash equipment, it still wouldn’t be clean enough for my dad
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you cannot convince me that there is a group of people out there who gossip more than farmers
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judging by the number of help wanted signs everywhere, there must be a lot of cousin Eddies out there holding out for a management position
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I’m thinking shop class in high school would’ve been more beneficial in the long run than those two years of advanced calculus, but hey, hindsight’s 20/20 🤷🏽♀️
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we gotta start marking tile holes with anything else besides red flags 😂🤦🏽♀️
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With all of the bars and restaurants closing, let’s all take a moment to say a quick prayer for the bachelors who don’t even know how to turn on their ovens.
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it doesn’t matter how high your IQ is if your work ethic’s a zero
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oh, btw we didn’t just get one pup in the middle of harvest……we doubled down this time around
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not to be that person, but I’d just like to point out that not everyone gets the opportunity to be in FFA..
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it’s interesting that “my body, my choice” is only applicable when it fits a certain narrative
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I keep seeing people talk/post pictures of their dream engagement rings, but I think I’d be happier with a ten buck fake from Walmart and a down payment on a couple hundred acres of well drained dirt
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alright, even a die hard no-till cover cropper can’t deny that fresh turned dirt is one of the best smells in the entire world
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may no one run out of butter or patience with their family today
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No beating around the bush with this church sign 🔥🔥
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I think I prayed one too many times for rain....
4 inches and counting 😣
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you know that whole storyline in “Caddyshack” with the groundskeeper and the gopher? yeah, that’s my dad except with raccoons in the sweet corn patch.
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the only thing that spreads faster than a combine fire is news of a combine fire
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“George H.W. Bush, the last president from the greatest generation, distinguished naval pilot, loving husband and father, and devoted servant to his beloved United States, has died. He was 94.”
There, I fixed it for you,
@AP
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I can deal with the guy at the fertilizer plant calling me “babe” if it gets my tanks filled first. Sometimes ya gotta take one for the team.
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ya know that old show wife swap? how entertaining would it be to watch farm swap?
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“Voting for one person solely because you don’t like the other is like eating shit because you don’t like broccoli.” - Pops
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“I voted for Hillary.”
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you will never regret the few minutes of your day lost asking the little kid who waves every time you go by his house in the tractor if he wants to ride for a couple rounds
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one of my old coaches asked if she could use one of my pictures to paint……I’d say she did pretty good 😍
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I have a feeling farmers are going to be using social distancing and the pandemic as an excuse to get out of talking to seed salesmen for at least the next three years
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nothing gets you back in the mood to eat well and exercise consistently like a random guy commenting on your Instagram asking if you’re trying to hide a baby bump...
...like no, sir, I’m trying to hide the fact that I can smash a box or two of Girl Scout cookies in one sitting
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farmers are my kinda people. seriously, I love them all. the small guy, the BTO, the wise (cough, cough old) ones, the kids just starting out, the conventional folks, the organic hippies, even the guys who aren’t quite right in the head and think that red equipment is the best...
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the state of my hair is directly correlated with how planting has gone so far today.........not good.
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note to self: I am not a big enough person to move a sprayer tire by myself
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mother: please don’t bring up GMO’s and glyphosate at the family get together full of liberal vegans
me:
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never mention to your dad that you gained ten pounds and want to lose them if you’re not wanting to spend the afternoon backpack spraying between every single row of beans because he “just wants to help you out”
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hallelujah thank the sweet Lord baby Jesus, that is a wrap on harvest 2021 for Holbert Farms! 🙌🏼💃🏽🍻
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pro tip: don’t trust people who say they aren’t “dog people”..........they’re obviously on a fast track to becoming a serial killer.
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5 love languages during harvest:
1. Acts of Service: I greased your equip. for you
2. Quality Time: I’ll run the cart, you run the combine
3. Words of Affirmation: I couldn’t make it through harvest w/o you
4. Gifts: I brought snacks
5. Physical Touch: sitting in the buddy seat
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full. on. dirt squirrel. never has a shirt more accurately described my life, and I stinkin’ love it...plus it goes perfectly with my fave goodwill cutoffs 😂🙌🏼
if you also spend 94.7369% of your life covered in dirt, go getcha one of these suckers at 💃🏽
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hallelujah thank the sweet Lord baby Jesus because as of last night
#harvest19
is officially in the books 🙌🏼
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everyone else rolling up to the ten year high school reunion with their spouse - here’s a picture of my adorable and incredibly talented kids
me - yes, but have you seen my raccoon
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I’m afraid I’ve come down with a man cold. it’s like a regular cold but with excessive complaining.
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There’s just something about an American flag on the top of a grain leg.
Happy Fourth of July!!! 🇺🇸♥️
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The crop duster equivalent to a trucker blowing the horn for the kids on the side of the road
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Is there anything more beautiful than John Deere green and an American flag??
.....hint: the answer is no
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in the hospital due to complications from a procedure done earlier in the week and I’ve been put on a special diet.
a special diet that doesn’t allow corn.
no corn for the foreseeable future right as our sweet corn is ready.
it’s like the midwest version of hell.
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thanking God today that He was watching over my brother when this guy wrecked right next to him and that my brother was there to save his life by climbing in there, applying a tourniquet, and staying in there with him until rescue services got there. God is good.
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*watching me hop down the combine ladder on one leg after talking about how my knees are still hurting, too
pops - “ya know, if you were a horse, we would’ve just shot you.”
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if you’re gonna be the guy that messages women pickup lines that are going to be ignored, at least make them entertaining 😂😂
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congrats on raising cattle and having steak for Thanksgiving, but that’s not a very good reason to put down turkey or the farmers who raise them. it just makes you an asshole. you can eat beef without insulting other farmers in the process.
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damn, I’m looking pretty good for 43. definitely lied on the height though…and the “sweet” part too to be honest.
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may we all live life like my grandma going up a mountain ♥︎
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