This tumor ruined hot girl summer. I can’t tan can’t get in water. I look fucking 3 months pregnant when does it end lord can’t work out. LOSERRRRR

Plies in jax Saturday and I’m just now finding out fml.

Soon as I start rippin cigs I need to be put in cuffs

The show Dave is so insane. Like 7 of the most famous ppl ever will be in one episode. The budget for this show.

I want everyone to know I went on a date with a guy Friday night and he LITERALLY did this I died.

Why do I even still have this app lol.

I don’t give a fuck what most right wing men say they DO NOT like facts I’ll name some statistic about men and they’ll be like yea idk I just don’t feel that way. Hang on I thought it was fuck your feelings tho? No it’s only fuck your feelings when it’s not about them..

Pussy PSA

I bring a sort of 25-45 year old men in gangs want to fuck me vibes to the table that my friends and family don’t rly like.

I can’t imagine sending arlo to school he’s so innocent and pure and sweet and not trained in tactical warfare

There is a man who works at the moon river beside flamingo who I am secretly in love with if anyone can give me everyone in that establishments info so I can find him and stalk him that would be great. He has an Italian accent. I literally had one conversation with him.

Why does everything about being a woman have to be harder. Lammeeee

Ellie slaughtering that guy in The last of us is my new favorite female rage scene. You love to see it 💖

FUCKIN ROBITUSSIN

I’ve seen what I needed to see. Enough.

I want tom holland to pop out and do umbrella with her so bad.

I am watching this for Travis kelce and Rihanna. I hope they both do great💖

The Last of Us stresses me out so much I just cry and stress every episode.

If I had a dollar for every time a guy asked to start an Only fans with me is that like the go to pick up line now. If I start an OF I can assure you I will start alone sir.

Something about downing two beers and blasting man in the box. Might push an elder off a bike: