What would it take to get @DavidKHarbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!

He IS a pussy ass bitch tho

A movie doesn’t have to be GOOD to be enjoyable!!!

I’m sorry 18 YEARS?!?

His name is #RalphYarl and I’m sick and tired of this feeling…my heart completely broke when I learned this precious 16-year-old, who accidentally rang the door of the wrong address in an attempt to pick up his siblings, was shot in the head… (1/3)

People really just out here saying whatever they want thinking they are right 🤣🤣🤣

Hating all the “praise the lord” comments on my pregnancy announcement. God had nothing to do with this baby. A team of wonderful doctors and 2 determined parents did. If god deserved the credit he could have answered the 5 years of prayers we sent up.

2022 was one of the worst years of my entire life. I’m so ready for it to be over

I do love it when he gets home and shows me all the stuff he bought one by one though

I hate when Daniel goes grocery shopping without me, I feel like I’m missing out on an adventure 😩😩😩

It feels nice to have a boss that actually fights for me for once.

I’m so tired of hearing “trust in god” whenever I talk about my infertility/IVF. Where the fuck had god been the last 5 years we’ve been going through this? I will trust in the SCIENCE and the DOCTORS. You and your god can go fuck yourselves

To the “Newborns need to get sick” crowd, allow me to introduce you to what you are introducing them to: 🧵

Why does Daniel feel the need to offer me food every time I’m in the toilet. Like dude, I’m not trying to eat while I’m pooping

i actually rarely think movies r bad because i watch them for fun rather than to analyze them 😭

I was not emotionally prepared for Bigger Than the Whole Sky.

For the first time in my entire life I had to say the words “it’s not a phase” unironically.

Kinda messed up people don’t wanna do things exactly how i like them done

Just a few highlights from my amazing week.

I love him