For the record, for all of you mentioning me in your tweets, I'm not the droid you're looking for. These mentions are meant for someone else.

First they came for our metadata, and I said nothing. .

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RT @astrojohnjohn: Saying "Bayesian" doesn't legitimize your conclusion #SixWordPeerReview.

RT @kyraOcity: One of the TED Fellows started this meme #sixwordpeerreview. Check it out faculty nerds. http://t.co/rInaWTT8sh.

Ponzi schemes are like cults. They're based on false profits.

RT @JesseBrown: Unzips fat suit, Sacha Baron Cohen emerges. Please.

@Shigadoodu Another good one would be Shakespearean euphemisms and innuendos.

RT @EconTalker: "The next crisis will not conveniently repeat the script of the last crisis. Sovereign debt next time?" #HooverBrookingsCri….

RT @EconTalker: "Politically powerful creditors will always claim they need to get bailed out to save the system." #HooverBrookingsCrisisCo….

@Shigadoodu Sooooooooon. .

RT @PRISM_NSA: So, who else is pumped about Google Glass?.

So, what's good at NXNE this year?.

Why Privacy Matters Even If You Have Nothing To Hide: .

RT @grahamclark: Remake the movie Twins with Peter Dinklage and The Rock. #$$$$$$$.

@nvonlanthen Unless it's stochastic. Then it's doing the same thing and expecting results disproportionate to probability in the long run.

@Shigadoodu That's what she said. And Destiny is an impatient gal. Fate and Fortune sound friendly, though.

Haikus:.Profundity in.Just seventeen syllables.Too bad not these ones.

RT @leadnowca: .@MarkAdlerMP supports government interference in #CBC journalism. call him NOW to support #FreeCBC http://t.co/eMOmivrsUy #….