eric burnheimer
@EricBurnheimer
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country born, country bred. I'll be country til the day I'm dead
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🚨MNF $500 Giveaway🚨 Jets/Dolphins RULES: - must be a follower - must reposts 🔁 - 1 guess per person (I’ll check) - 1st person to guess the exact final score (Example: Dolphins 24-20) Must have venmo! Who else is giving out $500 free? Someone will win, good luck 🤝
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You know what time it is. #GiveawayTuesdays has RETURNED!! Five $50 @DKSportsbook bonus bets are up for grabs 👀 To Enter: 1) Follow @DKNetwork 2) Repost this post 3) Reply with your Super Bowl LX winner Ends 8/7 noon ET. T&C: https://t.co/5Ix4EPQw3C
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🚨CONTEST🚨 1st person to guess the final score of MNF between the Steelers and Giants I’ll Venmo $200 Ex: Steelers 27-20 or Giants 24-16 Rules: - like this post - repost it - must be a follower - guess before kickoff Good luck 👊🏼
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I get why people feel jealous when they see their ex with someone else. I feel the same way when I see the pizza man delivering next door
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When 2 pigs have sex together, is it called makin bacon??
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I'm going to open up a shop full of useless gifts and call it "the thought that counts"
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When I turn the music up loud, I sound just like Jason Aldean, then I turn the music down & Im like "the hell just happened to my voice"
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I've decided to become a weatherman. Its the only job where you can make that much money and be wrong 90% of the time #theresachanceofrain
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Sometimes when I see someone get that excited over finding a dollar, I have to be the one to remind them that ITS A FUCKIN DOLLAR!!
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Jesus died for our sins, which means if Im not commiting any, he died for no reason. And that would make me an dueche. Im not ready for that
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I love pissing off everybody in line off by ordering $40 worth of shit at DD very slowly
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That moment when you walk into a room and then completely forget why you were there so you just stand there... staring blankly
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Poker night!! Stackin them high #momoneyisnotmoproblems
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New season of duck dynasty august 14th, hell freaking yeah #xmasinsummer
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Tonight I will not have to play the, "I have to get up early" card #gameon
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I don't care how old I get, I will always fight my animal crackers before I eat them!!
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This girl keeps telling me I never lift a finger around the house, so I gave her my middle one!! #Howdoyoulikemenow
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Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin zone #lastdayofthemonth
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I love people with watches who still look at their phone when asked for the time
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It doesn't matter how hott you are If you are annoying #truestory
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