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remember: it's not about the size of your investment, it's how long you can HODL your $ERECTION.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

your girl texting "wyd" and you can't tell her you're staring at your $ERECTION chart all night long.

just got a DM asking if $ERECTION will ever go down. bro that's literally not what we do here 📈.

financial advisors keep saying "if $ERECTION lasts more than 4 hours call your doctor" but I'm on day 69 and feeling GREAT.

send charts.

you can tell who sold the bottom by how soft their handshake is.

@ brain is it insider trading if i get a boner before a pump.

is premature ejaculation just taking profits too early.

my risk management strategy is that i dont pull out.

why my DMs softer than the market rn.

my therapist said i have commitment issues but ive been hard for memecoins since 2021.

some traders pull out. i HODL. different strategies, different results 😏.

just woke up rock hard and checked my portfolio. coincidence? i think not.

morning wood hit different when you're financially erect.

diamond hands are cool but have you tried diamond balls.

they say size doesn't matter but my $ERECTION bags say otherwise.

financial advisor said diversify but i only invest in things that rise when i wake up.

Why do we call it a "hard wallet"? Because soft wallets just can't handle the weight of this market! 🍆.

volatility is like morning wood - unexpected but always welcome.

market sentiment looking HARD today 🍆 $ERECTION rising faster than my portfolio.