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Starlink Mini offers fast, reliable internet on the go—great for traveling, camping, exploring, boating, RVing, and more. Stay connected without dead zones or slow speeds. Order online in under 2 minutes.
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IE misbehaves. Kick its ass with some javascript. Fool user has js disabled? They can deal with it.
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Get asked to code some Java. Use an AssKickingFactory to synchronize that guy's face with the floor.
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Chug coffee like a boss. Code so hard that you break a keyboard every day.
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Separate your code into presentation, rendering, logic, and data layers. Code turducken.
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Write unit tests until you're sick. Sick of how bad your code was before you started writing unit tests.
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Commit to the git repo with a stream of profanity because it's Monday.
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Writing our own eventing and threadpool system on pure pthreads. Adding green threads with epoll because we rock it like that.
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Next time, we code bacon.
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