Christopher S. Profile
Christopher S.

@EngineeringCTO

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Founder, CTO @altrsoftware. Advocate of Central Florida. Key Inventor 30+ granted patents. All views are mine, not those of my employer.

Central Florida
Joined February 2008
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Ramp Capital
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Atlas Shrugged has officially been reclassified from dystopian fiction to non-fiction
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New York Post
16 days
Wealth tax threat prompts at least six billionaires to cut ties with California, as about 20 more mull exit: report https://t.co/lDexuAjJMB
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HOAs *HATE* this one simple trick
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1 month
Shipping container home gyms are incredibly underrated. For a 40 ft high cube (ideal for squat racks,) they're ~$3k delivered. With a little sweat equity, you could have an absolute gym palace right in your backyard.
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2 months
Bitcoin will oscillate wildly so long as there’s always a supply of new investors to hold the bag on the crashes. The interesting thing to think about is that the bag gets bigger each time, how’s that going to work? #Bitcoin
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Christopher S.
5 months
Why would @Kalshi think it’s a good idea to force an update on a Saturday?!
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Christopher S.
10 months
Live video messed up in @TheMasters app for everyone or just me? #Masters2025
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10 months
Me at work doing a little macrodata refinement
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Christopher S.
10 months
Examples of format specifier for useless #HackerNews posts. printf("%s: a modern %s written in %s" , uselessProject, uselessTask, currentTrendyLanguage)
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Christopher S.
11 months
Why does trade show carpet smell like that?
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Christopher S.
1 year
These #SuperBowl ads are proof that we’re regressing as a society.
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@RampCapitalLLC
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1 year
Let’s be honest nobody really knows how tariffs work.
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Christopher S.
1 year
#Zoom Backgrounds make people look like 1-dimension paper cutouts. Change my mind.
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Christopher S.
1 year
I think that @Target employees are trained to shake their head yes even when they’re telling you no. Great technique.
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Christopher S.
1 year
There was a time when peak American innovation was to put a salad in a cup. Now we have software that can take words and do a mediocre job of turning it into a picture. It's like when you go to an art gallery and you see something that makes no sense and they call it "abstract"
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Christopher S.
1 year
"Here is my professional headshot (and I attached it). Draw a picture of me at a desk writing software." Safe to say that we have a long way to go with #ai. #ChatGPT
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1 year
Art Cashin, Wall Street veteran for over 60 years, dead at 83: ‘True giant in our industry’ https://t.co/a6uSsCSbxw
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Christopher S.
1 year
The joys of #opensource -- "configure: WARNING: C++17 is not yet standardized, so the checks may change in incompatible ways anytime"
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Christopher S.
1 year
Do people in the US actually use #WhatsApp for anything legal? Asking for a friend.
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Christopher S.
1 year
Happy Honda Days (to those who celebrate)
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Christopher S.
1 year
Colima continues to be the very best way to run #Docker containers on Mac imo.
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Christopher S.
1 year
There’s no place in America that’s busier on Thanksgiving than the 7-11 in a 1sq mile beach town
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