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Prosaic nonsense by politically aware poetically gifted writer with taste for surreal humour/sad old Bi W.C Lefty rock poet Love Craft/Real ale BeerAdvocate mod

Britcit -Mancunian Mutant Zone
Joined October 2012
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7 years
The rantings of 'that bloke in the pub' if that bloke in pub was bastard offspring of Lech Wałęsa & Pattie Smith. I’m for equality, local craft & empathic progression & against austerity, big brewery, the patriarchy, homophobia & transphobia but I don’t blindly obey anything.
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Me Julie is getting me boot wings for my birthday , if I get to that age I’m going to end up like Grandpa Munster lmao
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The breakfast of champions!
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Guess who is getting a fourth delivery attempt on Monday? Gotta love that Yodel!
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Did you know that yodel pretend you’re not in so that don’t have to deliver your parcel up to 10PM!
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I’ve only had one beer this year
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We need milk & bread Going to the shops Its taken me two hours to put one doc marten on
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15 days
I must admit I am a stout fellow
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The aim is to do a Mr Lahey Get very slightly tipsy then maintain it over the day by carefully topping up
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My 8,000 different beer check in & what a beautiful beer to do so with
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I am feeling a little under the weather So I am taking the most potent homeopathic remedy there is Pickled union Monster Munch
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Oasis are to do the next Bond theme
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World’s most corrupt organisation gives Trump a peace prize
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Is Cassetteboy still going? Can we get a Nigel Farage Bernard Manning megamix?
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Nigel Farage is a racist, workshy, nasty hatefilled bigot, a traitor, a liar, a swindler, a crook and the most likeable investment banker ever.
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I just hope my grandchildren live long enough to enjoy GTA VI
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Is there going to be a dispute between Jeremy Corbyn, Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin over whose party exactly it is?
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Beer but after midnight, so it counts towards December’s tally My devotion to ticking & ale statistics is getting silly. But I have my reasons lol.
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Pre nap beverage - Double IPA, Imperial Stout or Barley Wine?
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I normally work Sundays, but I swapped today’s shift for yesterday. Just enjoyed a lie in followed by a breakfast of buttered crumpets washed down with some original recipe 1901 Irn Bru, glorious.
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