ZF Moley
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Old like sand. ZF Moley. Twat.
My house. Usually.
Joined January 2016
Because Elsie is an annoying twat : https://t.co/TvqIO6IDyN I may even remember to use it.
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Secret Level. Episode : They shall know no fear. Honestly. I'm not that bothered about live action 40k. I'll take a few series full of that animated glory instead please and thank you. Fucking phenomenal.
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The only visitor I had last night bought me a kebab. I trust your festivities were equally joyous.
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I took the door off to give it a good clean. I put it back on and it sparkled but sat a little high so I took it off again to re position when the left side slipped, hit the floor then exploded. No Moleys or cats were harmed. I can't say there wasn't a lot of swearing though...
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Cleaned windows. Vacuumed entire house. Watered lawns. Tidied up all rooms. Sucks not having any weed.
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Been a while since I gave you some eye bleach so I'm just gonna leave this here......
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This is neighbours woof Louie. He is a good boy. Enjoy your day.
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I am of Generation X. The last of the feral children. I have no children to my name so thus had no part in the creation of the subsequent generations who squabble about who has it hardest. I had no part in this madness. Bow down to me or I'll poo in your garden.
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The forget me not seeds the vet sent that were planted in honour of my majestic maximillian are of course growing of huge. Thrive on my crazy diamond.
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May 2024 be kind to you. Whatever you get up to, have a good one. Cheers.
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If you do the festive thing today or tomorrow, spend it with those you love and have a great time. Make 2024 your bitch also. As you were. xxx
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