Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like 10 million fireflies?

I’m no longer verified. Jokes on them. I was never really me anyway. Who are any of us really?

OMG Rihanna is covering @AllTimeLow at the Super Bowl halftime show! ☔️

People just wake up one day and say “Come on, family. We’re moving to rural Texas.”

Soccer. What a sport.

Hey

my dad is currently going through the 5 stages of grief

America sucks but we love our families and that’s why we never leave. That’s literally the shittiest predicament in life. How could we abandon the folks who raised us to be brave enough to leave? Fuck.

Lil bub throwback 🖤

LOLLLLLLL

Forever Tío Albert.

BLOCKED. RETURN TO SENDER.

this ain't a scene it's a

It's 'Everything in Transit' weather.

Stewart: America’s heroes who fought in our wars outside sweating their asses off.. while these motherfuckers sit in the air conditioning..

I'm in New York this week and I'm hiring. Entry level Market Development with no experience required. Dope startup culture with a ton of room for growth. $15/hr + Commission (No Cap)...like no cap in reference to commission not like in a tik tok video. Jared@Swimply.com

You, too, can borrow a dream and adopt a stranger’s backyard lifestyle, an hour or two at a time. https://t.co/RL2Zrf1OqA

NASA be like “Follow me for more spicy content 😏🔥”

what was the vegas line on the fresh prince punching little penny in the face?

The true prince of pop punk.