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Em ๐Ÿ”†

@Emmmmmer

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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Laying in a hospital bed at midnight waiting to have my baby in the morning is just fucking wild!! What a ride itโ€™s been and tomorrow is going to be the most insane day of my life. I get to finally meet my daughter ๐Ÿฅน
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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She makes me lose my mind ๐Ÿฅต #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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To think next time we see #swarla on screen, I will have a newborn baby. Whattttt! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Lisa Swain would say, hold my beer, Iโ€™ve got this. #swarla
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If you're a writer, write โ€˜i love youโ€™ without writing i love you.
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Absolutely donโ€™t think about the fact that Lisa is probably enjoying sex for the first time in her life and is able to let go and have fun with someone she really loves and properly trusts. Make your girl scream all night baby, we get it ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Daughter hears her having loud sex all night with her fiancรฉ and instead of apologising, she says yeah thanks, better get yourself some headphones kiddo because I ainโ€™t toning it down any time soon. Sorry not sorry Bets. Never change, DS Dicked Down! ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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You canโ€™t tell me those arenโ€™t Lisaโ€™s spotty pjs?! And you canโ€™t tell me them sharing pjs is not the gayest thing theyโ€™ve ever done. These two are actually ridiculous! #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Sheโ€™s the father of my unborn child actually ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Carlaโ€™s face when she remembered Betsy heard them banging all night ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Not the thin walls ๐Ÿคญ Poor kid must have been up all night having war flashbacks to when they got engaged! #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Yeah yeah Swarla Fridays are back, blah blah. Love that. CAN WE TALK ABOUT CARLA CONNORS HAIR FOR A HOT FUCKING SECOND!!! ๐Ÿฅต I am severely unwell!!! #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
7 days
Tweet of the year ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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lisaโ€™s left eyebrow
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But not too slowโ€ฆ
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Canโ€™t handle a bacon breakfast but can handle getting railed by her GF. Never change my girl ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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The definition of taking it slow in the world of the gays ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not even a hangover could have stopped our Swainy! Mad respect! #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Carla โ€˜work comes firstโ€™ Connor sending all her employees home early on a random Thursday afternoon so she could get back to Lesbian Ranch and bang her missus for the first time in months. Go off Queen!! ๐Ÿ‘‘ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
8 days
The love that Carla has both given and received in past relationships has come with consequences and lies and betrayal and having this blonde woman love her with everything that she has and love her loudly must be such a big thing to accept. I love them ๐Ÿ˜ญ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Dont think about the fact that Carla has never been loved on and treated as romantically as Lisa treats her and therefore doesnโ€™t know what to do with Lisaโ€™s actions. The love they both have for each other is so huge and Carla doesnโ€™t quite know what to do with that #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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I am obsessed with their love story. Itโ€™s so beautiful and raw and honest and Iโ€™m so glad we get to watch it play out in live time. I know some people donโ€™t always agree with the way they do things but the writing is really good, especially compared to other shows. #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Nahhhh her little amused smirk in this moment like sheโ€™s going โ€˜Ohh yep, sheโ€™s an absolute mess but sheโ€™s my messโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swarla
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Em ๐Ÿ”†
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Give us a look Connor #swarla
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