At least I don't clap between movements like a FUCKING DUMBASS

Obviously the only thing to do right now is to single-handedly overthrow the most powerful military and financial complex in the history of the world, one which also has successfully implemented a large scale surveillance-state on us. Frankly shameful we’ve let it come this far

Wait till the kids read the lyrics to Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones.

You can’t ask for more, ask for more, knowing you’ll never get black what you’ve asked for.

さよなら、ユニバース

F Major (133211) to F Minor (133111) is one of the most important tools a guitarist can utilize.

Twitter fell off when @NoContextEva retired tbh

Sugar lie, lift me up

Juliet, don’t cry. キミの色で 町中塗りつぶせ

NOBODY COMES TO HELP YOU FOREVER

I like it when @ratlimit explains the joke over and over it’s the best part of the bit

Sometimes nature is like “fuck yeah now is a cool time to smoke” and sometimes it like “fuck you and your lighter” and therefore I’m p sure nature is a smoker

Trans rights!

In context, “That’s ok, You can just say yes. It’s easier. It’s easier than explaining it. Atta boy!” Is the single funniest thing ever said in the history of American politics.

Gonna start calling it Japanimation.

Gonna get ahead of this one right now, clock it. If dems run fucking Newsom in 28 they will lose again

Trying to occupy space, what a fucking joke.

FICKLE CYCLE

What I used to be will pass away and then you’ll see that all I want now is happiness for you and me.

Prost! in Lincoln Park is a cool bar. So is Brehon Pub in River North. So is Skylark in Pilsen obviously.

On no they discovered 2011 Tyler was a trolly edgelord when he was 20