Harv Ellum
@EllumHarvey
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Red Raider+Nole. Sponsored by @MillerLite and @ShinerBeer. Texan.
Joined October 2022
@JoeBillfold Are we not gonna talk about his belt pant boot selection here. Don’t get me started on the hat.
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@FkU19601960 “I don’t know what’s going on with me” .Yeah fuck all that I’d be on her ass. Who what when where and why.
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@ewiseepeople Hey from a Mexican. You know that he was at the Canadian border. Not the other one . Hope this helps payasa.
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Worlds biggest gay bar. Darrell K Royal Stadium. Austin Texas
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@RobertoCof60765 @viva_unofficial @barnabashempIII Listen to Throw Away by Future and get back out there champ.
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I’m not the one to post hinge messages, but idk how to respond to that egregious take right off the bat
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@FkU19601960 Personally I’d let it ride let her enjoy her night. No text back by Noon-1pm tomorrow cut that shit off.
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@hennyruggsiii Copenhagen long cut sandwich. Onions tomatoes and lettuce included. Have fun. Harv.
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Just learned some gut wrenching, heartbreaking news. Bout to buy a 24 pack of shiner and go backroad. Sad songs all night for Harv. Harv
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@bobbylikesbeers Bobby thank god I was wondering if you liked it or not. Shut up pussy . Harv.
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@On3sports Who doesn’t like to have a good time? Can’t blame them. Athens PD needs to let the kids have fun.
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@FrontPorchU @BarstoolTexasAM @StoolSMU @BarstoolSicEm @barstoolttu @WVUBarstool @UTBarstool @Barstool_Cocks @FSU_Barstool @BarstoolAlabama @BarstoolTenn Texas Tech barstool way too high he sucks.
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@UTcoachheup Coach are you Mexican by chance? Opening Christmas presents on Christmas Eve is a very Mexican thing to do. -A Mexican.
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@BezaThoughts @yodice4 @barnabashempIII “I bet he wishes he had me now”. No bitch we don’t really care.
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I take this back.
If I don’t have a girlfriend by mid-late April I’m gonna lose my shit.
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Lil man and I on the roads earlier searching for mom/wife. He needs it more than I do. Harv
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@RGIII @GGriffinIII @OuttaPocketRG3 @OuttaSightOK Robert. Cowboy hat is backwards . Hope this helps . Harv.
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This shit is making me remember whenever my ex cheated on me with my high school best friend. Fast forward they get engaged and then she fucks his cousin and they end up staying together.
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I’m about to not remember this weekend in any shape or fashion. Happy Birthday to me. Harv.
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College station trip in shambles. Friend didn’t leave key to apartment. They are in Dallas. Everyone else house is full. See you in Baseball season, CStat. Harv.
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Rumors of MK transferring to Baylor is so comedy. Baylor is a safe school. No records of sexual assault happening there.
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Ripping out the cigars tonight. Ari Gold hitting on 17 year olds while trying to drag my name in the mud is a reason to celebrate. Harv
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On the way to a fancy dinner. Reservation moved up from 5:30 to 5 so I’ve had no time to sober up. Fuck it. Harv
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Today I lost a good friend. Henny Ruggs. Was a trailblazer and set the tone for us burners . He’s survived by Harv, @realJackCallis, @notbrockolivo, @kwamecampaigner and many of the MLB family. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated at this time. Harv.
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Just texted my boss with putting . Harv. At the bottom. Might be cooked here. Harv.
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Don’t see a lot a muscadine on the TL ever. So. Song of the day. Harv
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Hey since he’s gone Brock Olivo’s burner is a certified bitch.
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@TexasTechFB @PatrickMahomes Holy shit this is worse than I expected. And I already thought it was bad. Harv.
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Showed it to the boys but showing it to yall now. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose
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Need dating advice? . Always go to Dad who used to be a dawg
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@coldcallsniper Sarge not gonna fault you here but seeing “Diq” would’ve made me consider turning it down.
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Happy Veterans Day to the most badass motherfucker I know. Papa Harv. Harv
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I can’t believe people come out of college with all these job offers from any city they can think of and willingly choose Chicago Illinois.
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Got in the gym. Women fuckin suck. Playlist hit though. Harv
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Back in the Lone Star State. 1st order of business . Take newly single woman of 2 years to some Christmas lights . God Bless Texas. Harv.
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Starting a group chat war right before college football Saturday . Didn’t think there was supposed to be a dick measuring contest between burner group chats. #harvsthoughts.
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PSA. Don’t ever mess with a girl that has ever done/does a rodeo competition. Never ends well. Thanks.
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@brodysheetzESPN They’re not wrong. RJ and Tyon are targeting Michigan State. I see nothing but Spartans.
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This is the only song that should be playing at midnight. No exceptions
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$7 on the line to win $3.7k. I’d like a double double Vanimal style please
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