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@Ellah_berlah
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Wife๐mom. I sell ready to fry Chops, business page @PlatterNpuff send a DM today.
Canada ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ in Jesus name.
Joined July 2018
In case you missed my post yesterday, I just launched my first business and I'm so excited, I would appreciate your help retweeting my posts for visibility and also follow my business page please ๐ฅบ๐ Come and buy ready to fry chops please ๐
We sell the BEST and affordable ready to fry chops in Nigeria, we can cater your events, small chops businesses, house parties, or even your Netflix and chill. Please send us a DM today. Please note we can also customise your order to your needs ๐
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All of you that told me to watch Escape Of The Seven well done ooo na so my food dey burn for 2 consecutive days now, I never see road do anything, if I nor finish this kdrama my body nor go calm down.
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My two year old toddler just said "mama look at that fuck" My mind was already racing because who taught you fuck? I wanted to call her dad but I calmly asked her again and she said " Fuck now ribbit ribbit" Ohhhh you mean frog? Yes mama fuck ๐ญ๐ It's good to be calm๐
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PLS I NEED HELPโฆ I will not stop screaming for help until I am stable again. Everything the past two years touched in my life is scattered. My health, my finances, Everything. Help me, PLS HELP ME. Donโt scroll past me. I am screaming for help because I need it.
Today makes it two years since i lost my leg to this evil beast called cancer. Two years of living with a reality i never imagined for myself. As I mark this day, I ask for one thing from everyone reading this, please say a word of prayer for me. ๐๐ช
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Even Oriki cannot offer you this kind of premium service.๐๐
I came back from my call exhausted... I gave my kids powder to rub on my back, I find their little hands soothing. Trust my kids to overdo, from powder my son enter bathroom to get sponge and then scrubbing brush, to use on who.... I managed to disarm him, I slept off, only to
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Everything here is wrong, except it's an extremely hot day, why are you bathing 4 times a day?
Bathing 4x a day Changing your pad every 30 minutes Changing panty liner after 1 hour Washing down there with hot water using soap Sleeping with pretty makeup on
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The kind hunger wey do me just now, I dey shake like who dey cocaine withdrawal stage, jesus! Na so I dey shout for my husband as I dey dish food (he was still trying to tap current, e dey luck say I nor chook spoon for e eye)๐ญ๐ญ I nearly blind fam ๐๐
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Me I'll tell the woman oo that her husband is wishing her death, because of all the excuses in the world, you chose that your wife died during childbirth?
He said his wife died during childbirth, sent me the childโs picture. I was feeling really sorry for that beautiful kid and the emotional trauma he must have been through. Only for me to get to work one day and my Boss was editing a family portrait, behold my supposed โtalking
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I had my daughter in 2023 via CS in a general hospital, they didn't bring her to me, I only saw her from afar when they put her on a platform close to the wall to clean her. I didn't see or hold my baby till the next morning, it was only my husband that held her when we came out.
They donโt put babies on chest of mothers immediately o They take the baby away for wash up first
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When we were leaving the house I got married in around 2023, we packed our property inside one Sienna and that was all we had. When we left the other apartment in 2025, it was because the house became too small, we used a very big truck this time. Start from somewhere first.
Abeg I need help ooo To the bachelors or married men, when you started life how did you save up to buy stuffs in the house. Because after I calculate the amount Iโll use to do simple set up in this house, Iโm scared!!! I took the house so that I can get married soon but rn after
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I was recently redeployed to the neonatal unit. There, mothers express breast milk every 2, 3, or 6 hours depending on their babyโs feeding plan. One particular baby had just started taking expressed breast milk (EBM) two days earlier and was only on 2ml every 6 hours. That
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E for kuku add iru and pepper since he wants to cook efo inside her ear.
Some people can just make you run mad mehn. This guy came to the pharmacy and said he wanted to buy ear drop for his sister m. I asked whatโs wrong and he said her ear is hurting and that he has already used warm red oil but it didnโt work. I asked how cos I didnโt understand and
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It's possible because from September till date is six months and pregnancy is always calculated from the last menstrual period which was in August. To be on the safe side, use weeks to calculate it and not months.
If you never start to dey fear women please start now it's never too late ๐
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You keep changing roll-ons And antiperspirant because no matter how many you use, your armpit smells funny to you alone. Another one, I burp uncontrollably from beginning to end of my pregnancy, in fact once I start burping I immediately do a pregnancy test.
Share a pregnancy symptom nobody talks about?
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Netflix is โฌ12 in Europe and 4500 in Nigeria. Spotify is 1300 in Nigeria and โฌ12 in Europe. Apple Music is about 1300 in Nigeria and โฌ14 in Europe. YouTube Premium is roughly 1700 in Nigeria and โฌ15 in Europe. I could go on and on..... Pricing is adjusted based on purchasing
If not that Africans are daft. An injection costs $28,000 to $42,000+ per person annually They now said for Africans it has been subsidized to $43 ๐๐๐ Are Africans so loved by Bill Gates? Are we of much economic importance to Bill Gates that he's ridiculously cut the price
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Like @Jaydon225 said, notice how Christians are at the forefront of anti-vax nonsense. Also notice how ignorant these idiots are. When an expensive drug is offered for $40โ$50 in parts of Africa, it doesn't mean "Africans are specially loved", it means:
If not that Africans are daft. An injection costs $28,000 to $42,000+ per person annually They now said for Africans it has been subsidized to $43 ๐๐๐ Are Africans so loved by Bill Gates? Are we of much economic importance to Bill Gates that he's ridiculously cut the price
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Someone with high BP would engaged in heated argument outside or offend someone, on getting home he would stroke and develop paralysis. Clowns would say it is spiritual back then and he should appease, that is how he would be bedridden and die. We attributed every single thing
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โIn that family, their great grandfather impregnated a lady and denied it, on her delivery birth she gave birth to a child and before dying she cursed every male child in the manโs family. So till today in that family all their male child always have mental illness.โ Meanwhile
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Let me attempt to break this down so everyone understands. โข One thing you should learn is that vaccines are not treatments. Treatments are given after youโre sick. Vaccines are given before exposure to prevent you from getting seriously ill. โข Also, a vaccine does not give
The most stupid idea in the world is the idea of Vaccines ๐to treat a healthy person with a virus!
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