How is it that I remember lyrics to every song on The College Dropout from 2004 but haven't remembered to buy dryer sheets for two weeks?

I just discovered #LOLA 100% cotton tampons. Get $5 off your order when you use my sign up code emanley1 at

Having fun at the @WBSPenguins game! #eyewitnesstothegame http://t.co/5hZzetj6Ll

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Survey says most moms don't know about CDC #meningitis recommendations. In LA today raising awareness http://t.co/ymEBxyFx1k #teenhealth

She's short and that dress is so tacky. Who wears cheetah? #selfie #scrantonproblems

@Akelly523 best http://t.co/0yd31hEkyy

@Akelly523 skittles are vile

Remembering Tupac today on the anniversary of his birth.

It begins #soaringtoglory @Akelly523 @peterheyer @AshleyNicMah http://t.co/t8Lyg6TT0i

People see my hair and already expect me to be a bitch. So there's really no point in even trying to be nice. #GingerProblems

Breaking news: Squirrel terrifies community with Halloween decoration! #largemarge http://t.co/HsuAn7Ob

Being ginger > everything else #GingerSolutions

I love when people ask if this is my natural hair color. No, I just dye my eyebrows orange for fun. #GingerProblems

Is that your natural hair color? #ThingsIHearEveryday #GingerProblems

Fourth annual "Touch a Truck" in Nay Aug a wonder for children http://t.co/7GGhDLfz