Made some changes to what we’re doing for the Bomb Shelter aka The Average Dad Center For Hitting Bombs and Doing Other Stuff Good, Too.Next week baby.

Gahleee this is so cool. I hate that this is so cool. Why is it so cool @TaylorMadeGolf ?. Credit: @GolfWRX on IG.

I just found out there’s an @awrestaurants exactly 20 min from my house and this is both very good news and absolutely disastrous for my longterm health outlook.

Hey @grok where is the least humid place on the planet and please provide Zillow listings.

Wife went into work. Boys are zonked from a long day at the pool. I’m sitting alone in a quiet house feeling like the luckiest dude in the world at the end of a really great family day. There’s no way I deserve this life, but I thank God every day that I have it.

Parade time.

Happy Independence Day, America. From the kid who grew up in a fireworks stand. Celebrate wisely. Need those fingers to make birdies, folks.

I’ve reached that point where I’ve gotten used to the pain in my oblique, so I’m obviously of the mind that I’m totally fine and should be out playing golf.

It’s a perfect golf weather day here in the OmaDome. I played my best round in nearly three years this past Saturday, so my desire-to-play is at an 11. Instead I’m nursing a torn oblique, the cause of which is entirely unidentifiable. Life can be cruel.

Aaaaaand I have a torn oblique. 🤷🏽‍♂️.

Food take of the week:.McDonald’s French fries are terrible. 1.3/10.

Really happy with the state of my game right now. Golf is fun.

I’ve given this more chances than I should have over many years, but I’m now 1000% sure. Culver’s cheese curds are garbage level. 0/10.

Tommy gotta shave his head now.

Just a reminder for internet users today, 99.99999999999999% of what you read is based on 0.0000000000000000000000001% fact or actual knowledge of situations.

Playing tomorrow morning with a fellow @chasingscratch0 Velcren. We’ve had it planned for a long time. Excited to play with him. Not excited about the heat index being around 110°. So many hats will be worn @Weatherhack Possibly even a full wardrobe change at the turn.

Here’s (part of) why I struggle with social interactions. Food truck at work today. Coworker: “How’s the food?”. Me: “Good!”. Coworker: “That’s it?”. What more am I supposed to say?”.

Shout out to the absolute GOAT @Whataburger for being the best and most affordable meal we ate on this whole trip. Never lets me down.

This old shlub has it pretty good.