Dr. Elise English
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Mom. 🏳️🌈Queer lady scientist. #WomenInParasitology Host-Pathogen interaction enthusiast. Cat guardian😺😸. #StarWars nerd. #BlackLivesMatter
Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2011
My little chicken farmer, so hot we need hats indoors.
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Last week my 2.5yo told me one of her friends eats worms. We argued about it for a while and I gave up. Talked to her teacher this morning… turns out her friend went around all day Thursday telling everyone she ate worms. 🤷♀️.
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Nobody told me that the majority of toddler parenting would be arguing over putting clothing on or taking it off. I can’t win either way.
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Got Piggy Paint for Easter and this nugget needed to individually decide the color of each nail. Personally love it 13/10.
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2yo: sorry mom. Me: why are you sorry?.2yo: you have booboo ok? Sorry mom. This no hurt. *gets out gauze from toy doctor kit*.
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RT @jueberhard: 1/ 🚨Pre-print Alert! 🚨 We (@KingofPathogens) are excited to share this story about immune recognition of latent T. gondii c….
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Last night my 2yo told me she was a baby ducky robot then proceeded to quack in her best robot voice. She might be the most perfect human to ever exist.
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Looking for suggestions on Black WOMEN scientists that I can bring in information about for my daughter’s daycare. Obviously I can google, but if you have a favorite lesser known influential black woman scientist please share!! I just need their name, I can do the work.
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When am I allowed to officially declare potty training victory? Like, we haven’t had a 100% accident free day yet… but it’s only been 5 days and I’m hopeful we are close.
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RT @wunpini_fm: Through this refusal to explicitly count and grieve their deaths, Palestinian men are denied civilian status. Their humanit….
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Me: worried about the effects of using salt on my steps when it’s not absolutely necessary. Most corporations: snow over the weekend that will all melt before Monday??? Quick! To all 15 of our parking lots!!!
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It’s the first time my 2 yo has been able to play in the snow. Last winter we got ZERO accumulating snowfall. But this year we finally got enough to play in!!!
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I don’t know what we did right, but my 2 yo has started asking to be in her room alone to “calm down” even though we have never done this?? I mean she only wants to be alone for like 30 seconds. But still.
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Parasite I dislike: Otodectes cynotis.Parasite I think is overrated: Plasmodium berghei .Parasite I think is underrated: Cryptosporidium parvum.Parasite I like: Toxoplasma gondii.Parasite I trust: Taenia spp. Bonus-.Parasite I distrust the most: Tinea spp.
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Christmas dinner is failing to plan for what to eat after your guests leave. Ooooos??? Burgers on the random hotdog buns we still have it is!!!
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Latke night! Baby’s first latkes (I know she’s 2, but I’ve been slacking…) and she devoured a whole latke on her own!
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Survey: is it good to put cinnamon/sugar/sweet on an onion bagel?.
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Okay but does it make me a bad parent that my child has Nein Nunb, Tarfful, Chewbacca, a Jawa and a gonk as her introduction to Star Wars?.
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Just over 2 years of this tiny human living outside my body and I must say, it gets more fun raising you with every passing day. Love you goofy goob.
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