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LIL PHAG. the antichrist. @gayburgerco . management: elijahdanielbusiness @gmail .com

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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
3 years
GAY BURGER NOW AVAILABLE IN LA, SF & NYC on DoorDash, Postmates, GrubHub. @GayBurgerCo 😭🌈🍔
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
7 years
it's 2017 grandpa we eat ass now
@Playboy
Playboy
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Millennials aren't as interested in breasts as older generations. Why?
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
5 years
oh fucking who cares shit ur baby out ur front butt and chill it’s legal if you’re in danger of dying nobody is out here tryna be pregnant for 9 months just to abort it as a flex shut up
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
HUGE TRUMP PRANK NEED HELP: GONNA NEED EVERYONE FOR THIS ONE LMAO, OK SO THE PLAN IS YOU FUCKING REGISTER TO VOTE AND ON NOVEMBER 3RD,nWE ALL GO VOTE HIM OUT LMAOOOOO
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
Anonymous apparently now been hacking Chicago PD radios all night and playing polka music and Fuck The Police so the cops can’t communicate about protests lmfao
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
5 years
ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags. so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town. And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI. The only flags allowed to fly are pride.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
all this video alleges to me is that malia obama is dope as fuck
@DailyCaller
Daily Caller
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WATCH: Leaked Video Alleges To Show Malia Obama Blowing Smoke Rings
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
all im saying is it’s legal to pee yourself in police cars if you get arrested and say “i have to pee” and then they have to clean them and decommission the cars for 24hrs, possibly 48hrs due to the pandemic and the LAPD only has 6,000~ total vehicles so.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
7 years
im literally blocked on twitter by the president of the united states of america i really fucking love 2017
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
5 years
well ur looking in the shirt department u fuckin idiot
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
7 years
what a beautiful photo that you ruined by opening your gas station glory hole mouth and inserting an opinion nobody asked for.
@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
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Woman cradles and protects child. Man carries and protects both. This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
Monks have now joined the #BlackLivesMatter protests in Berlin. Imagine being so shitty that you piss off witches, amish AND monks.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
HELPPPPPP dollskill ceo is now tryna sue me but sent the wrong type of legal document and ... it is for calling her a ‘shitty racist aliexpress knockoff’ in an Instagram comment I’m cryinGGGGG someone get ur girl plz HAHAHHAHA 😭😭😭😭
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
how it started how it’s going
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
my lawyers are literally filing a lawsuit against donald trump right now im DYING
@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
OH MY GOD I GET TO SUE DONALD TRUMP
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
bro if u suddenly wanna fuck a kid bc he wears makeup that’s on u fuckin creepy ass motherfucker everyone else’s first thought was “dope makeup” u the one out here making it sexual seek help
@stillgray
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The normalization of pedophilia continues as a major newspaper promotes the sexualization of a young boy.
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@elijahdaniel
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beautiful.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
jesus fucking christ
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
RIP Derrick Scott. They’re only releasing these videos now hoping they go under the radar, do not let them. #BlackLivesMatter
@Complex
Complex
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"I can't breathe," a black man tells an Oklahoma City cop, "I don't care," the cop responds. Derrick Scott then died. He was 42.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
5 years
does the riverdale fanbase know the show sucks and don’t care or do they just not know
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@elijahdaniel
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use code "james" for 600,000 subscribers off :)
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@elijahdaniel
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7 years
ted cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11 is wild there's literally no way we don't live in the matrix
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
tell ur friends u love them, talk to people about ur problems, let ur friends know they're not alone. know u arent alone. idk. im sad. depression isnt trendy its an awful rotting feeling. lil peep deserved a happy ending.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
7 years
i was waiting for my uber and this homeless guy sits down next to me and goes "wanna yell at people with me?" lmfaooooo
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
5 years
being gay isn’t a “CHOICE” i was straight until 2005 when i was forced into homosexuality by chris evans wearing just a towel in fantastic four
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
when starbucks doesnt have your venti iced chai pumpkin spice unicorn latte with two shots of espresso and also you’re a racist
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
the biggest discovery of 2017 is that david archuleta is still fuckable
@DavidArchie
David Archuleta
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When you try to sing all the parts... to your own song.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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that time I became a best selling author because I wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
all i see is an old guy falling on his own?
@ABC
ABC News
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NEW: Protesters yank down Christopher Columbus statue outside Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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bro absolutely fuck you @jakepaul fall off the face of this fucking planet please god you are fucking gross people are being teargassed and shot at and you’re fucking LOOTING a mall.... fuck you.
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@elijahdaniel
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4 years
warning: a lot of influencers have been confirmed to me testing positive for COVID-19 after the influencer parties, like a LOT. And they aren’t saying anything & aren’t warning people they came in contact with after. If you attended, get tested. yall caused an outbreak. thanks!
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@elijahdaniel
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As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
6 years
good morning just a reminder that it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time
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@elijahdaniel
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my sister goes to fuckin college with malia obama and called me & was sad because she got less than an a+ on a test like...i threw up on a gas station pump at 1pm in wine country in front of a bunch of rich ppl last week u really think ur EVER gonna be the family disappointment?
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@elijahdaniel
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5 years
he said “eh, i guess so”
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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ill pay the full salary of any LAPD cop who quits and joins the protest
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@elijahdaniel
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4 years
LMAOOOOOOOO Christopher Columbus discovering water (2020)
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@elijahdaniel
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FUCK IT! NOBODY WANTS TO SAY IT SO: BRYAN SINGER IS STILL OPERATING A SEX RING, AND HAS BEEN FOR TWO DECADES. EXPOSÉ THREAD ON HOW HE IS *STILL* CONTINUING IT AFTER BEING CAUGHT, NOW USING YOUNG INFLUENCERS. For legal reason, everything in this thread is alleged. #BryanSinger
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@elijahdaniel
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1 year 1 month and 1 day later
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
#BlackLivesMatters protests are NOT over, do not let anyone tell you this is dying down. Movement. Not trend.
@karinapdx
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Portland march has both directions of I-84
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@elijahdaniel
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8 years
love is fucking dead
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@elijahdaniel
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4 years
white youtubers reacting to their 23&Me DNA test results is my new genre on youtube
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@elijahdaniel
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6 years
2018 is wild as hell
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i just recorded for NBC & i ended with “STAN BTS,” and the NBC host goes “and stream stay gold” im cryingggggggggg
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
4 years
THESE VIDEOS ARE SO FUNNY. OHIO UNIVERSITY, YOU HAVE TRULY OUTDONE YOURSELF.
@meadowsongbird
arianna
4 years
this guy playing the drums to drone kaitlin bennett out is my hero
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@elijahdaniel
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anyway congrats to james charles for hitting 15M subscribers this is such a huge milestone and step towards influencer representation in the media
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@elijahdaniel
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YES, katlin bennett is a gross, rude, disrespectful, disgusting woman who has made fun of all kinds of people, harassed children, etc but does THAT give you the right to fuckin treat her like this??? yes lmaooooo those claps between where ur diaper sent me
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@elijahdaniel
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it's 2am and im really emotional about how proud lil yachty's dad is of him on instagram
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
7 years
im not ex-gay im still gay
@outmagazine
Out Magazine
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(Ex) Gay Mayor of Hell, Michigan Declares Heterosexuality Illegal: Just @elijahdaniel doing the Lord's work. 😂
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@elijahdaniel
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opened animal crossing tom nook said “where have you been?” Protesting you raggedy bitch where have YOU been w ur silent ass
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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if y’all dumbasses can make that vile gremlin lil tay trend i want mari copeny to trend. don’t popularize dumb shit then complain when dumb shit is popular. make being a good person the new trend. say it with me, mari copeny is an ICON.
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elijah daniel
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im a mari copeny stan account now.
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@elijahdaniel
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he was born w no eyes and nobody wanted him so obviously now i have a tiny no eyed snake
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@elijahdaniel
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8 years
me too bitch ur not special
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Mars moon Phobos is doomed to fall apart from stress
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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im totally not condoning violence im just saying men who punch nazis are statistically proven to be 200% more likely to have massive fucking anaconda cocks
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@elijahdaniel
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tati: I just wanted to say thank you all for coming to my birthday dinner james: Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only sati
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@elijahdaniel
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trans community you are so deeply loved, appreciated and valid. fuck our president, fuck transphobes. im so sorry. you deserve more. you will get it. 💙
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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hi everyone, meet Shoddy Lynn, the owner of @DollsKill , praising the police for shooting peaceful protestors outside her store. do not ever shop there again. do not even accept a brand deal from them again. take a fucking stand.
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
7 years
if god didn't create me to be gay then why my dick fit in ur mans mouth so well
@Rawraaaa_
Rawr
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Being Gay/Lesbian isn't normal at all. I'm sorry but that is a fact. God never created man to be w man and woman to be w woman.
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this tweet is scarier than any haunted house I’ve ever been in
@jakepaul
Jake Paul
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I'm your daddy... address me as such...
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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dave i wasn’t allowed to get married until like 4 years ago so how bout u just shut the fuck up
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happy pride month as u all are aware it is illegal to be straight this month and if i see any hetero shit i will report u to the police
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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LAPD TURNED OFF BODYCAMS. RECORD EVERYTHING. THEY ARE ESCALATING IT. #LosAngelesProtests
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elijah daniel
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JK Rowling has made one good series and thinks she wrote the fucking bible like bitch you didn’t invent wizards but u turning into a dementor real fast
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@elijahdaniel
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who tryna let me fuck w a pickle rick condom on
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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NOT JAKE PAUL JACKING MY SONG BEAT AND FLOW ABOUT SUCKING DICK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RLY NEED A BREAK.
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elijah daniel
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Taco Bell manager firing an employee for supporting BLM :/ #RIPTacoBell
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fly low demon 🕊
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i was so ready to see kylie jenner eat a fuckin dead bird but it was just a turkey sandwich why are vegans so extra
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@elijahdaniel
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????????????? so did the pandemic just stop????? half of LA can’t even go visit their families for the holidays and the other half is on instagram with 500 ppl dressed as cats or fuckin harley quinn
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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you ain’t clapping anyone up pussy ass bitch, you’ve cried outside my house and then left when u found out it was mine cuz u didn’t want smoke lmao u duck out EVERY time you see me. you’ve left parties just bc i was there. shut your fuckin mouth, ohio. go cry in ur lambo.
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POV: before and after you fuck around and find out. sorry you lost your job and then your wife left you right after, i liked her Facebook status tho. Told you I’m not the one.
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@elijahdaniel
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every influencer’s Instagram story tomorrow morning
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@elijahdaniel
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isnt it fucking horrifying and sad that some of our parents were alive for the previous movements and protests, and are somehow still on the wrong side? like... what were their views then? all i know is somehow a generation that stayed silent birthed the loudest fucking one.
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@elijahdaniel
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joe jonas just came up to christine and said he's a fan and she said "cool do u want a pic" i can't breathe
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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IF YOU ARE UNDOCUMENTED GET OUT OF THE PROTESTS RIGHT NOW
@elleprazolam
elle 🦌
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@elijahdaniel THEYRE CALLING ICE TELL EVERYONE THAT IS UNDOCUMENTED TO GET OUT
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unvaccinated t.i. kids ft justin timberlake 🤝 dead and gone
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@elijahdaniel
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old man has two visible swastikas spray him again
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@elijahdaniel
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my dad was in the hospital all weekend & he's fine now but my moms phone changed doctor to waka flocka when she told me & im still laughing
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@elijahdaniel
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me: h- girls into crystals:
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@elijahdaniel
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one time i was jogging and these two kids on bikes yelled "SKINNY FAGGOT" at me and my first thought was “oh my god.....they think im skinny???”
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@elijahdaniel
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PLEASE NOTE: I was told by medics yesterday anyone providing medical care to LA protests to PUT RED CROSSES ON YOURSELF. MAKE IT SEEN. FRONT & BACK. ON YOUR MEDIC BAG TOO, it can not be confiscated. You cannot be arrested or shot at, even past curfew. You are essential.
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elijah daniel
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I was today years old when I found out Michael Bay & team publicly called Megan Fox a “trailer trash pornstar” for speaking out against his sexual harassment on HER WHEN SHE WAS 15 and that’s why the media painted her the way they did for years..... fuck everyone.
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@elijahdaniel
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ariana grande is down for the trump prank let’s go
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If I’m ever in danger I will tweet the phrase “Big Bang Theory is so funny” that way you guys know it’s something i would never fucking say
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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nah, grow the fuck up @tanamongeau @erikacostell . i don’t care what “drama” this was in regards to, you are STILL partying during a pandemic that has left 149,000 people dead. you are adults. tell your millions of followers this is NOT OK and go fucking quarantine yourselves
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straight ppl are outraged I said they can't go to a town they didn't even know existed with a population of 72 & that's so fucking funny
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@elijahdaniel
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depression tip!!✨✨ if u have anxiety 😥 or sad 😢 try summering in Italy 🇮🇹!!! that always makes me feel better ☺️🙈 Hope that helps
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yes jake because people are being killed that means you can be a tool this is perfect logic and i see nothing wrong with it
@jakepaul
Jake Paul
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Crazy how many ppl care about me being a "bad" neighbor bigger fish 2 fry... innocent ppl r getting shot everyday U shld worry about tht
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hope i get serotonin for christmas
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@elijahdaniel
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you looted a bottle of vodka from pf changs you looted a bottle of vodka from pf changs you looted a bottle of vodka from pf changs
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BRUH THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS JUST SAID MILEY CYRUS COULDNT MAKE IT SO HERES JAKE PAUL PUT ME IN MY GRAVE
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if u don’t help short ppl see the show at concerts ur an asshole
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who wants some xans $5 each hmu
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elijah daniel
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it’s pride month so you legally have to listen to me: all cis ppl, join me in putting our pronouns in our bio to help stop this attacking of trans people on twitter, it will make it harder for them to find targets and will help normalize pronouns✨🌈
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@elijahdaniel
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it's annoying when people hate me for no reason bc there's so many good reasons to hate me just like pick one
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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bryce hall pissed off a balcony into a lobby of people at playlist live, he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone or public safety, he’s also a fuckin bitch. he just wants to be the next jake paul. let him fade away.
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you're so embarrassing
@jakepaul
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I'm dead 😂 @ neighbors you won't do it
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these are now collectors edition
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@elijahdaniel
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the royal wedding had 29 million viewers and shane’s docuseries got 30 million who’s the real royalty
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@elijahdaniel
elijah daniel
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i think 2015 was my favorite year
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