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@Elifcello

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Genius by birth, evil by nature and human by chance. Hard to get, but worth the effort... See for yourself -- https://t.co/X3ufs7EGJl

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Joined October 2009
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@TVForgtr
Türkiye Voleybol Federasyonu
2 years
U16 Kızlar Milli Takımlara Hazırlık Gelişim Kampı’nın İlki Ankara’da Yapıldı! ⛓️ https://t.co/LhFdt7sx3v
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@steveffootball
AllAmerican
9 years
At my interview Him - what do you make at your current job? Mostly mistakes and few inappropriate comments
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@BatBatshitcrazy
Bat Shit Crazy
8 years
Just balanced my checkbook, time to fake my death.
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@Elifcello
Elif Çelet Özenli
8 years
Find a way or fade away...
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@Elifcello
Elif Çelet Özenli
8 years
Some people my age are a decade older than me
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@wirtersblock
TWirt
8 years
I taught my dog to make me give him treats for no reason.
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@Marcmywords2
Marcmywords
8 years
Due to the outcome of a recent, and completely unpredictable, sporting event, I may OR may not have... misappropriated some funds, therefore, I can only afford 12 more days of February.
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@HenpeckedHal
Henpecked Hal
8 years
I'm in pretty decent shape for a dude who was in a serious car accident and spent the last six weeks recovering in a hospital bed. That didn't happen to me--it's just a good yardstick for the kind of shape I'm in.
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@Donna_McCoy
Donna McCoy
8 years
I can't complain, but I can whistle and that's just as annoying.
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@Darlainky
Darlin’ Darla
10 years
A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, "Well, we were separated at birth."
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@Elifcello
Elif Çelet Özenli
8 years
In hell people’s rooms will be covered in wallpapers of their selfies that didn’t make the cut
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@Elifcello
Elif Çelet Özenli
8 years
I decided to study psychology to prove talk is not cheap
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@tsm560
Tony
12 years
Is it true that white girls prefer odd numbers, because they can't even?
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@oopstastik
Cathenia
8 years
A pushup bra, but for your standards.
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@Elifcello
Elif Çelet Özenli
8 years
Funny how further into the future you can vividly see once you start turning ideas in your mind
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@BusinessHTcom
BusinessHT
8 years
#CANLI- BusinessHT Live #Teknoloji'de bugün 'Kripto Para Çılgınlığı'nı konuşuyoruz!
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@BusinessHTcom
BusinessHT
8 years
#CANLI- #Bitcoin ve Bitcoin Cash fiyatlamalarında neler bekleniyor? BusinessHT Teknoloji'de konuşuyoruz
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@Marcmywords2
Marcmywords
8 years
The total eclipse lasted 3 min. and now 4 more Confederate statues are missing.
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