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At my interview Him - what do you make at your current job? Mostly mistakes and few inappropriate comments

Just balanced my checkbook, time to fake my death.

Find a way or fade away...

Some people my age are a decade older than me

I taught my dog to make me give him treats for no reason.

Due to the outcome of a recent, and completely unpredictable, sporting event, I may OR may not have... misappropriated some funds, therefore, I can only afford 12 more days of February.

I'm in pretty decent shape for a dude who was in a serious car accident and spent the last six weeks recovering in a hospital bed. That didn't happen to me--it's just a good yardstick for the kind of shape I'm in.

I can't complain, but I can whistle and that's just as annoying.

A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, "Well, we were separated at birth."

In hell people’s rooms will be covered in wallpapers of their selfies that didn’t make the cut

I decided to study psychology to prove talk is not cheap

Is it true that white girls prefer odd numbers, because they can't even?

A pushup bra, but for your standards.

Funny how further into the future you can vividly see once you start turning ideas in your mind

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The total eclipse lasted 3 min. and now 4 more Confederate statues are missing.