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• i write you relate, memes, relatable posts •Doctor engineer ain't my expertise so I'm out 🌝

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@Elevennn___
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I've been dating this men for three months and today he asked me why I'm single
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@Elevennn___
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Please stop breaking up guys upsc has limited seats
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@Elevennn___
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Accepting your adhar card picture is first step of self love
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@Elevennn___
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Indian learn to eat all vegetables when they start living in hostel
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@Elevennn___
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Bournvita didn't make me stronger but it gave my mom a better storing jar
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@Elevennn___
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Funny how the most important equipment in gym is mirror
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@Elevennn___
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Am i a password coz I'm always being used or forget
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@Elevennn___
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MBBS is not a degree it's a mixture of dark circles hair fall and anxiety
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@Elevennn___
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I skip classes like my parents are billionaires lol
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@Elevennn___
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Forget a breakup have you ever seen your friend group slowly split apart
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@Elevennn___
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I got 99 problems and they are all related to money.
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@Elevennn___
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My relationship career has never reached the anniversary celebrating part
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@Elevennn___
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Future doob rha hai inka or inhe Suraj dubte hue photo leni hai
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@Elevennn___
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Imagine someone listening to a song and thinking of you
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@Elevennn___
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Washroom mai baithna is better than ristedaro ke sath baithna
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@Elevennn___
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😭😭
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@Elevennn___
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My mom has serious issue towards seeing me just sitting with the phone and doing nothing
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2 years
Stop staring at me i can't afford a wedding right now
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@Elevennn___
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Har ladki se ek hi baat kaise kar lete ho bhaiya:-)
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Imagine your problems disappear one day
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Medical students are the main reason that highlighter companies stay in business
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@Elevennn___
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Parents ke taano se bachne ke liye teen saral upaay batayein
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I wish I could save money the way I save memes
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@Elevennn___
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Aaj ek chote bache ne mujhe apna chocolate dediya, 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐝𝐈𝐧
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@Elevennn___
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2 years
When i hangout with my male friend don't know who stares more Indian boys or aunties
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@Elevennn___
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Chill guys aaj dukh hai toh kya hua kal bhi hoga
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@Elevennn___
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2 years
Gharwalo ki nazar me dikhane k liye subh subha uthna padta h
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Indian parents: bade sapne dekho and then demotivate you by saying "Tumse nhi hoga"
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Whenever I feel lonely, I start watching horror movies
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2 years
Soch rhi thi balcony se jump maaru lekin Ghar to mera ground floor pe hai
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@Elevennn___
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1 year
Ever wanted to have a crush on someone all because you were bored?
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@Elevennn___
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2 years
Workout krne gyi thi or jalebi fafda kha kar aarhi hoon
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@Elevennn___
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She fell in love with a chef but he used to make "Rai ka pahad"
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Mention the most dramatic person you know
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Air is free, unless you have a chips ka packet
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Our generation is the most educated but still the most jobless
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Shaadi to main usise karungi jisko meri baaton ke piche ka sarcasm smjh me aaye.
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I suggest him to face his mistakes and he start doing video calling me
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If you can sleep after arguing with her , you can do anything
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Jab shaadi nahi karni thi to mere sath joint account kyu khulwaya
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Tension Matt loo meri life me bhi sab online hi theek hai bass
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Dear zindagi can we restart please?
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"jo man me aaye Karo hum kon hai" is the extreme level of blackmailing
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Indian being cheesy in DMs>>> subways cheese pull
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I am so middle class, i haven't even searched Louis Vuitton product ever
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People who make eye contact with dad fear nothing
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I'm so single , i won't even mind even if you give me a Chinese nickname like Lon Lee 🚶‍♀
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Afternoon naps are 100% guaranteed primium quality sleep
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Kon tumhe yu pareshan karegaa jaese main karti hoon
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Deleting a chats is the true closure of cycles.
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Narrate your situation with the help of meme template !🙂
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Boys be dying to date a girl and then cheat on them
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I order from zomato as much like my bills are paid by its owner
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@Elevennn___
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we kill our own happiness in such a young age by loving someone more than yourself
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@NetflixIndia Me after attending my family function
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Situation of vanshika right now "break hone ka dukh or famous hone ka sukh"
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Aao itni baatein kare ki baat breakup tak pohoch jayee
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Aurat sirf apne pasandida mard ki hi zindagi narak karti hai
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Itni mushkil se ek banda choona or usinee chuna lga diya
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Everytime me "mummy aate time kuch khane ke liye le aana please!
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Kon batayega usko meri pareshani ka karann whi hai.
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Log Pyaar pehle karte the ab sirf mazak karte hai
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People "Bina proof k kisiko blame ni krte" that's why I use screenshot
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Mujhe to badi hoke Barbie jaesa Banna tha kha chutiya ban gayi mai
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My love life is like serial drama, har baar ek naya twist
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😭😭😭
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@Elevennn___
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Smartphones have ruined 'walkie talkies' for kids
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They both ❤️🤌
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Girls obsession with cutting their hair shorter and then complaining for a months
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My love language is putting my hand over yours
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Banda 1min k lie bhais ke aage been Baja le lekin kisise expectations na rkhe
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Kya fayda aise AI ka jo meri galti na hote hue bhi mujhe hi usse sorry bolna pade
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i be like " im okay " then sit in a dark room and listen to music .
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Dad : umeed pe duniya kayam h Me : tabhi har saal Goa k lie permission lene aati hoon
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My sad language is texting without emojis
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If he cheating, cheat back support your boyfriend in everything he do
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Pain is real bro😭😭
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When there's no toxic one in ur life your family member becomes the one for you
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Aadhi baatein toh log grammar mistakes ke dar se nhi bol pate hai
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Police - station ka Hindi me koi word thana? Yaar?
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Relatives ne mere khane per nazar lga di "now I'm suffering with food poisoning "
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9yo me seeing my friend making perfect excuse for not submitting homework
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If it's textabl please don't call me thanks
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Indian culture is everyone taking different food so that they can taste every meal.
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I dress nice when it's necessary otherwise I look like a drug addict
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My relationship status rn Jaako rakhe Saiyan pata sake na koi
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I still don't have a permanent handwriting yaar
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Everything is temporary but "mai teri tarah ni" ka reply "tu meri tarah ban v ni skta" is permanent
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Drop a sentence your teacher has said to you but put '🙂' after it
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India is celebrating 75 years of freedom but I am still not free from "matlabii ristedar"
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Ooo mere dil ke chain, kaha gaya yaar wapiss aajaa
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Ghoomenge phirenge nachenge gaaenge aish karenge lekin kab??
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Life is the hardest exam, many people fail cause they try to copy others, not realizing everyone has a different paper.
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Mere move on karte karte uski do shaadiya ho jaye
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Being in relationship is Fun until he left
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Kya apke maa baap ko pata hai aap dusri city waloo se dil lgaa rahe hai?
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Dating a toxic one is like finding out the reason to hate your fav song
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1.When he left me for other girl 2.When I see he is dating someone uglier than me
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Indians never think nickname for you they just add 'U' at the end of your name
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