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VR XXX Queen, TEDx-er, Ex-librarian, Chaotic Good, amateur roboticist,πŸ„ https://t.co/QHssA11oVv Play- https://t.co/gF5557yXFG Press- ela.darling@gmail she/her

Austin!
Joined November 2009
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@ElaDarling
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2 months
(this is a stoner joke, not a political endorsement, just to be clear)
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@ElaDarling
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2 months
So close, @alex_harring!
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@ElaDarling
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Ela Darling is live now! https://t.co/ay1R9eYBxg
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@ElaDarling
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4 months
TOMORROW 5 pm PST: Porniversary Livestream on OnlyFans https://t.co/LFlXNnDA6c It's been 16 horny years, baby!
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@ElaDarling
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5 months
Prost! Oktoberfest JOI video dropped yesterday: https://t.co/d132ZnqeT8
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@ElaDarling
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1 year
Big news! I'm working with ero360: Easy, Accessible, Affordable Adult VR. It's a curated ecosystem built into a premium 6 DoF headset+controllers which ships free w/ annual subscriptions Will you do me a solid and sign up for info on our launch? https://t.co/EtgWZPXJl3 Plz RT!
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@ElaDarling
Stoned Adulterer
1 year
Big news! I'm working with ero360: Easy, Accessible, Affordable Adult VR. It's a curated ecosystem built into a premium 6 DoF headset+controllers which ships free w/ annual subscriptions Will you do me a solid and sign up for info on our launch? https://t.co/EtgWZPXJl3 Plz RT!
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@ElaDarling
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1 year
Reminder to delete your period tracker app and wash your makeup brushes.
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@ElaDarling
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1 year
Of all the fucking nights to lose my vape
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@ElaDarling
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1 year
Ela Darling is live now! https://t.co/FqdyrUGkVE
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@ElaDarling
Stoned Adulterer
2 years
I was on the road so I didn't co-host this episode; I got to listen to it like it's just a podcast I subscribe to. It's cool to realize that I would totally subscribe to our show, even if I had nothing to do with it. @SovereignSyre and Josh did the hell of a job on this one!
@IllReputePod
ILL REPUTE! Podcast
2 years
✨ New ep of ILL REPUTE! ✨ 🌈🐻🍦 This week, @SovereignSyre and @ElaDarling dive into the vibrant world of Lisa Frankβ€” πŸŒŸπŸ’œπŸ¦„ Discover the story behind the iconic rainbows, teddy bears, and ice cream cones that defined our childhoods ! πŸ’–πŸŒŸ https://t.co/StvWoSq2TC
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@ElaDarling
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It's more a dig at Utah than anything. And if I meant it that way, it would be the LA part of me talking, not the Texan.
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@ElaDarling
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Made it to Moab, UT. 19 hours down, 17 to go! I ate McDonald's tonight because the alternative was paying $30 at a taco shack to see what Utah thinks Mexican food tastes like. Utah, the state that looked at IPAs and thought, "This is GREAT, but it would be better if it were 5%"
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@IllReputePod
ILL REPUTE! Podcast
2 years
πŸŽ™οΈ New episode of ILL REPUTE! is live! πŸ’„Join @SovereignSyre and @ElaDarling as they dive into the life of Cass Elliot, the iconic voice behind The Mamas & The Papas. 🎧Listen now at https://t.co/StvWoSq2TC! #CassElliot #Podcast #WeAreIllRepute
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@ElaDarling
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2 years
Me, trying to explain why me and some of my heauxmies don't dig the "MILF" label: https://t.co/Cule0J1ayo @IllReputePod @SovereignSyre
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@IllReputePod
ILL REPUTE! Podcast
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πŸŽ™οΈnew episode of ILL REPUTE! podcast is out! πŸŽ™οΈ 🫦hosted by @eladarling and @sovereignsyre πŸ’‹ 🎧 https://t.co/StvWoSq2TC🎧 In the flash of the paparazzi’s cameras, Anna had gone from stripper, to Playmate, to Playmate of the year, to the face of Guess Jeans.
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@ElaDarling
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2 years
I'm moving away from ATX, but I have hella hot friends coming in at the same time. Hmu with your best/cheap/rad places to live in Austin,😘
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@ElaDarling
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2 years
This episode was a little rough to record, but it's about OUR FUCKING GIRL: Ms. Anna Nicole Smith
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PVB+SOVVY+GAGA + DUA+KESHA +FLETCHER GILLYBEAN PIE
2 years
@IllReputePod @SovereignSyre @ElaDarling Anna Nicole Smith there be nobody like HER! I cannot wait to watch Sovvy πŸ‘€ πŸ’•
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@IllReputePod
ILL REPUTE! Podcast
2 years
πŸŽ™οΈ New Podcast Episode Alert! πŸŽ™οΈ Join @SovereignSyre and @ELADarling as they dive into the life and legacy of Anna Nicole Smith. πŸ”— https://t.co/QUQUbxq8hy #AnnaNicoleSmith #Podcast #TrueCrime #PopCulture #CelebrityStories #SovereignSyre #ELADarling
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@ElaDarling
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2 years
Raising a Dead Dad's Day joint for you, if you're also a member of the bummer club today πŸ–€
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