🎃 OLEG BOLTMAN 🎃
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commissioner of food & beverage. ball knower. never wrong. 3x hater of the year. please stop replying to me. takes at @HANDWERKReviews & @YSTCblog
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Joined March 2010
this will now be a thread of every Diamond Cutter recorded from Fall Brawl 1996 (pictured) through the end of WCW
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your favorite superhero could never do it like this. the greatest of all time. (SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN, 1962)
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santo vs. black mask (a werewolf who has stolen the costume to try and murder santo with "deadly karate blows") genuinely rules. seven minutes tops but all slugging and cool moves. arguable 1962 MOTY.
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these fucking kids and their strike exchanges (SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN, 1962)
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as always, "goldberg was limited/didn't do a lot" as a main criticism and not something coming before a "but..." is simply someone telling on themselves as not having actually done the work
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this is of course to say nothing about how, in his classic form, he could adjust his kind of match into a bunch of different forms beyond just destroying someone regular style (vs. bigger guy, vs. smaller babyface, vs. saturn/steiner type his size)
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there's also a fair chunk of Goldberg matches where he's asked to sell a body part (usually the arm) and genuinely does it very well. he was also a good heel the month he got to do it while hogan/nash were trying to sabotage him in 2000. for a "limited" guy, there's a lot there!
to look at a guy pulling out sambo and kickboxing in his 2 minute squash and not think that theres potential for him to develop further... i dont understand it unless you are hogan and are politically motivated to say "ah hes limited brother."
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Samoa Joe vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Ricochet vs. Hook, AEW Dynamite (10/29) - three boy
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someone's sabotaging Hook with this entrance music but I have no idea who
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You're fucking with me. Not the Eddie Guerrero memorial weapon
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love that they felt the need to address on the air that, yes, an ankle lock hurts the knee too
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okay i don't want to hear from you, this wasn't a question
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honorable mention: the time the NWO kidnapped and attacked Flair and left him in a corn field, so he hitched a ride back with a trucker, but commentary had to no-sell non-arena videos so they had no idea why he was messed up, then he got beat up again in the arena
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-bret/benoit -goldberg/sid -sid's streak + Sid Math -spring tag title scene -pipe jeans & flannel babyface hogan -spring breakout nitro as always -Roddy Piper yelling at everyone to start a union or WCW would die soon -benoit/jarrett ladder -tank abbott/la parka -meet the ravens
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Darby Allin/Orange Cassidy vs. Wheeler YUTA/Daniel Garcia, AEW Dynamite (10/29) - ***
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nothing on a halloween episode of Dynamite is as scary to me as watching the Pistons in the first half so far this season
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this is what Walton Goggins said after the scene cut away in the Shield finale
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Yuki Ishikawa/Mohammed Yone vs. Daisuke Ikeda/Ikuto Hidaka, KTDan IV ~ Straight Ahead (10/23) - three boy/the war of the four uncles
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