Aidan Collins
@Ejaculationist
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Pro Wrestling’s Godkiller
Hell’s Kitchen, NYC
Joined July 2011
Stress the smallest V possible. At times, you may need to stretch that V to hit your metrics. Business 101, presented to you by the Tribe.
@Ejaculationist Pie chart sections are V shaped. So if its a profit loss chart stress the smallest V possible
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Dudes in business meetings saying shit like “now this is the kind of thing that excites me” while looking at a fucking pie chart. Like have you tried pussy my dude? Fuck a graphic with a tool tip. God put titties and asses on our fine planet.
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Her: I hope he’s not chatting with other girls online Me: Typing “I will kill myself if this isn’t me in a year” on a video of 6 dinosaurs playing thrash metal guitar together
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Congratulations to our August OTMs! Star of the Month: @CynicalxHateful RP of the Month: @Ejaculationist Quote of the moment: Still @FXCXLXSSDW until we say otherwise
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It turns out that those dumbasses @ThunderKnuckle1 and @RebelliousDink put a metal fork in the microwave while heating up Walmart brand baked beans and burnt down the whole arena!
Quick update! Due to a uh scheduling conflict, @XWF1999 Anarchy LIVE from Oklahoma City will be BYOC! Bring your own chair. There's no seating. But to make up for it we're gonna make @RebelliousDink and @ThunderKnuckle1 sign those chairs!
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Why are so many people acting like this today. Da fuck is a Purp Day?
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Nothing like having two dudes call your tag team boring while they… *checks notes* Cut a promo while standing still and stirring pots of baked beans.
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Deconstruction of a Sacred Arena [The Tribe vs Them No Good Bastards for the @XWF1999 Anarchy Tag Team Titles] https://t.co/uaSfONGNRm mentioned: @ThunderKnuckle1 @RebelliousDink
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I can’t wait to wrestle in this building for @XWF1999 Anarchy this week
JIM NORICK ARENA IMPLOSION | After 60 years of history and memories, the roof of the Jim Norick Arena at the OKC Fairgrounds has been imploded. Learn more here: https://t.co/826eiJhWcK
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Aidan Collins Rebooted: The Metamorphosis (In which there is only today) https://t.co/SKNP7ZALwX {for @XWF1999 Warfare}
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Work for as many companies as possible and never, ever put full effort into any single one of them Just collect pay checks half-assing everything you do for your whole life
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