Albert Einstein
@EinsteinParody
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Collecting Nobel Prizes and your bitches' panties since 1879 cause it's #Physics, #Bitch
Lab, Your mom's bed
Joined October 2013
A demonstration on the size of the galaxy.. http://t.co/esnDGoNcpj
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Trump really doesn't give a fuck anymore 😂😂 He wild for # 20
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ever be at a party pretending that you're texting on ur phone but you're actually on your graphing calculator
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13TH LAW OF MOTION: A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic.
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The real fault in our stars was when we kicked pluto out the planet club smh that was some fucked up shit
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Drinking straight vodka out a graduated cylinder #LIT
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first i look through my telescope, then i fuck ur bitch
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ever get so faded that the periodic table straight lookin like tetris lol
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According to my calculations ∆ = b² - 6 a c -b± √∆ x1,2 = ———— 2a You're a bitch
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science question: how many slutty tweets does it take to get to the center of attention?
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12 Hilarious Texts You'll Only Get From An Ex https://t.co/FBUL5AZR8u
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Guy Posts Snapchat Of Catching Cheating Girlfriend. (10 Photos) https://t.co/9j5zqLfoRj
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