[Dr. Eggman Joins Parody Twitter!] #Parodytwt #SonicRP #MVRP

Effective immediately I will be leaving Parody Twitter. I don’t know if what I did is public knowledge at the time of me posting this, but when it is, you guys will understand why I am leaving. I am going to ensure that I get help and grow and change as a person. +

And I’m the greatest scientific genius the world has ever seen!

That blasted quadrilateral! I’ll go buy more tomorrow.

Pancakes? Check the cupboard to your left.

I’ve been tracking the fox and his pathetic friends since our last encounter and successfully pinpointed them to this location. Once Furnace destroys that irritating blue rodent, no one will be able to stop us, and Eggmanland will finally make its grand return! GYAHHAHAHA!!

Oh Metal, I’m glad you asked! It’s rather simple you see.

Well well, if it isn’t the rodent himself. I suggest you enjoy your wasteful little life whilst you still can, hedgehog!

You think I didn’t have a backup plan? I never needed your help, you ignorant rodent.

Indeed Tails…we will.

Just as rude as ever I see. Doesn’t matter, soon enough you and the rest of your pathetic friends will be ashes!

What use would I have for a metal imbecile.

Notice how you didn’t even disagree. Nice to know you’re aware of your own incompetence.

I could name a few.

Oh please, it was just as fun back then too!

Nothing out of the ordinary, just some pre-conflict banter between enemies.

Just a little bit of fun to pass the time.

Now that pathetic fox is gone, it’s time we discuss my glorious master plan.

I look forward to watching you fail. Now get out of my sight! I have important business to attend to.

We’ll see about that, fox.

Oh fox…you have no idea what’s going to happen. Just as naive as ever.